Have you ever beat off to….

[Mo_Bandy]

Pancake titties?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

To them pancake titties above you?

 

[ydahecnot]

To them pancake titties above you?

For damn sure not yours

 

[Taegul]

Pancake syrup makes for a wonderful personal lubricant. Highly recommended.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Pancake syrup makes for a wonderful personal lubricant. Highly recommended.

Too messy sicko

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I may, or may not, have beat off to pancakes. Does that count?

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I may, or may not, have beat off to pancakes. Does that count?

No!!! Get some help.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

No!!! Get some help.

Hey man the baked goods at least love me back and let me touch them.

 

[ydahecnot]

Hey man the baked goods at least love me back and let me touch them.

Dude, sometimes a crumpet is just a crumpet

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If I knew it was gonna be this kinda party I’d stuck my dilk in the mashed potatoes.