Sex & Shenanigans

[SixShooter14]

I get it. My thighs are beautiful and I have a sexy as fuck ass.
It’s still your beach.

Fify

 

[Bbl87]

My thighs are huge and I have a big ass.

Pics or it didn't happen...

 

[LupineOne]

Can’t you churn the custard mechanically and work at the same time?

I’m good, but not that good

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Thanks lovely! It's just so fucking hard.

Mirrors are dicks. Mine needs a full on slap sometimes. I'm sorry you feel anything less than the gorgeous woman that you are

 

[Cyber_Bella]

She has thoughts

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8dtdP9q/

*licks the cream out of my pastry* Mmm worth every inch.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

I get it. My thighs are huge and I have a big ass.
It’s still your beach.

Thick thighs save lives, so hey I guess that makes us first responders.

 

[Dubinsky]

Morning!

Thick thighs are a delight.

 

[Dubinsky]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...
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...I love to eat mashed potatoes...

 

[LupineOne]

@MedicalMuse The best I have. And it’s the standard size can, 14 oz or thereabouts I think

 

[lakesailer_mi]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...
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@Indie you're lovely! And you will rock that beach!!!!

Shut it. You’re a babe. A fucking swimsuit goddess. Now go out there and make the beach your bitch.

This! ^^^^^^

What Muse said!

Yup

Thanks lovely! It's just so fucking hard.

I get that! I actually do (maybe look above at earlier post of mine). Even guys have some of these issues. But really, you're great!

I get it. My thighs are huge and I have a big ass.
It’s still your beach.

It is her beach! And I may disagree with your characterizations....

Thick thighs save lives, so hey I guess that makes us first responders.

Yes they do!!!! And so...yes?

 

[jason28053]

Thick thighs save lives, so hey I guess that makes us first responders.

And I’m in need of responding

 

[MedicalMuse]

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@MedicalMuse The best I have. And it’s the standard size can, 14 oz or thereabouts I think

Thank you

 

[Dubinsky]

Wait. People actually use imitation vanilla? Whatever for????

 

[Lmizzler]

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@MedicalMuse The best I have. And it’s the standard size can, 14 oz or thereabouts I think

Probably going to have to try this in the next week.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Wait. People actually use imitation vanilla? Whatever for????

I dab it behind my ears.

 

[jason28053]

I dab it behind my ears.

Coincidentally, that’s how women hold their licker.

 

[LupineOne]

Wait. People actually use imitation vanilla? Whatever for????

I have no fucking clue. Godless heathens, the lot of them. Only pure Mexican vanilla goes in anything I make.
And you better believe I got a full liter and a half bottle when I was in Mexico earlier

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I have no fucking clue. Godless heathens, the lot of them. Only pure Mexican vanilla goes in anything I make.
And you better believe I got a full liter and a half bottle when I was in Mexico earlier

I use Watkins clear. Doesn’t tint my butter cream icing.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Yuuuum mashed potatoes.

...I love to eat mashed potatoes...

I need someone that loves me, mashed potatoes and all.

 

[Photog1rl]

What Muse said!

If he doesn’t or if you want another one. @TANSTAAFL58 shared one that I made a recipe card for in my neglected thread chaos in the kitchen. I can get you the link if you want.

 

[Lmizzler]

I have no fucking clue. Godless heathens, the lot of them. Only pure Mexican vanilla goes in anything I make.
And you better believe I got a full liter and a half bottle when I was in Mexico earlier

Funny story, when we went to Mexico earlier this year we bought a bunch of vanilla. But without thinking had it in our carryon and the bottle was too big…

We had to throw it out cause they wouldn’t let us take it on the plane. So bummed at our silly mistake.

 

[Dubinsky]

I have no fucking clue. Godless heathens, the lot of them. Only pure Mexican vanilla goes in anything I make.
And you better believe I got a full liter and a half bottle when I was in Mexico earlier

I use Watkins clear. Doesn’t tint my butter cream icing.

I do Penzey's, but one time I got ambitious and DIY'd my own vanilla extract.

I decided Penzey's is cheaper and easier, lol.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...
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I'm three 3.33333s held together by taters, queso and coffee.

 

[Lmizzler]

I'm three 3.33333s held together by taters, queso and coffee.

And all delicious

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I'm three 3.33333s held together by taters, queso and coffee.

you had me at queso...coffee too????