Sex & Shenanigans

[jason28053]

She has thoughts

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8dtdP9q/

This clearly isn’t Nebs

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I do what I can....

So weird to see humans when you click on something expecting to see birds

 

[Bry1313]

Morning
But really it’s evening for me

Good morning, and it’s really morning for me

 

[lakesailer_mi]

So weird to see humans when you click on something expecting to see birds

I clearly label the birds....

 

[LupineOne]

If I was… @MedicalMuse would kick me in the jibblets

And I’d do worse…and so would @Indie

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

So weird to see humans when you click on something expecting to see birds

I mean, that was *way* better than birds

 

[MedicalMuse]

If I was… @MedicalMuse would kick me in the jibblets

You bet your sweet ass

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...

 

[MedicalMuse]

Good morning, and it’s really morning for me

I love how supportive you are.

 

[Lmizzler]

And I’d do worse…and so would @Indie

Yeah it’s true. I probably wouldn’t even have any jibblets left to be kicked.

 

[MedicalMuse]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...
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Shut it. You’re a babe. A fucking swimsuit goddess. Now go out there and make the beach your bitch.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...
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Yuuuum mashed potatoes.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

So all I can think of is, “Oh shit!”

Funny story. An older friend of mine would text me the emoji often and to other friends as well. I just thought she was having a shitty day. One of my more braver friends asked her why she kept texting poop . She said, “That’s not poop! That’s chocolate ice cream!”

 

[MedicalMuse]

@LupineOne i want to make my own Irish cream. You got a good recipe hidden somewhere for me?

 

[LupineOne]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...
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What Muse said!

 

[Lmizzler]

How I feel looking at myself in the mirror in my swimsuit...
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Based on the pictures I’ve gotten….you should probably schedule an eye appointment when you get home!

 

[hotcpu]

Morning
But really it’s evening for me

Have a nice rest ... Sexy Lady

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So all I can think of is, “Oh shit!”

Funny story. An older friend of mine would text me the emoji often and to other friends as well. I just thought she was having a shitty day. One of my more braver friends asked her why she kept texting poop . She said, “That’s not poop! That’s chocolate ice cream!”

Does she tend to make the same mistakes in real life?

 

[LupineOne]

@LupineOne i want to make my own Irish cream. You got a good recipe hidden somewhere for me?

https://media.tenor.com/JG9-sqzIMgQAAAAd/work-files-filing-cabinet.gif
Hmmmm…give me a bit, I’ll check….

 

[Cyber_Bella]

https://media.tenor.com/JG9-sqzIMgQAAAAd/work-files-filing-cabinet.gif
Hmmmm…give me a bit, I’ll check….

Can’t you churn the custard mechanically and work at the same time?

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Shut it. You’re a babe. A fucking swimsuit goddess. Now go out there and make the beach your bitch.

Thanks lovely! It's just so fucking hard.

 

[Bbl87]

Someone might be attractive, but as soon as they open their mouth they become the most repulsive person on the face of the earth. lol

Hey, stop looking at me...

In all seriousness, I've said it here before and I think it's in agreement with alot of other guys that have posted, but sexy for me is alot more than physical attractiveness.

I'm not going to lie and say that there aren't things that I find particularly physically attractive. Everyone has those things. I'm usually taken by a pretty face/smile followed by being an ass man when we're talking about secondary sexual characteristics.

But how a woman carries herself matters just as much. A woman who is an knockout physically but a massive jerk? Pass. But a woman who embraces her sexuality and is confident in it, even of she isn't physically perfect? Yes please. I've dated women all over the physical spectrum, so I really don't have a type.

 

[Bbl87]

Thanks lovely! It's just so fucking hard.

That's what she said!

Yes, I am quite juvenile, thank you.

But Muse is right.

Hell, I finally got to the point where I'll wear swim trunks without a shirt. Not that I look any better, haha, just that I realized I'm not the only one with a gut. And gotta show off the chest hair.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Good morning, and it’s really morning for me

I'm on coffee #4...so....it's.... FUCK YEAH LET's DO SOME SHIT! time....

So I think I'm going to peruse Tumblr for an inspiration for something for my Vignettes thread today.
Which, BTW, I'm happy to have anyone post in. Write something about an image that inspires you.
Maybe it's a beautiful sunset. Maybe it's a passionate kiss? Maybe it involves ropes? Or is even kinda kinky?
Maybe it's just a sweet view.

Give it a go folks! Seriously, it's fun!

 

[MedicalMuse]

Thanks lovely! It's just so fucking hard.

I get it. My thighs are huge and I have a big ass.
It’s still your beach.