Pussy Flavor

[SimonDoom]

Call me a pussy connoisseur all you want, I think everyone can come up with an attractive way to describe a pussy without implying it's sweet to the taste.

I dove in. Sushi, at last!

I dove in, the tantalizing aroma of kosher dill pickles splashing my face.

I dove in. Good lord, her bountiful, briny depths!

I dove in. No freshly caught, pan-seared tuna ever tasted so good.

I dove into her seaweed-tanged Miso bowl. If only I'd had chopsticks.

I love the taste of pussy in the morning. The taste of victory.


Seriously, the OP's initial comment actually is a good one, my absurd comments notwithstanding. It goes to the heart of how writers should talk about how they write.

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

If a girl's only frame of reference for what would create a sweet taste is that it has be due to an infection, is that really something that a writer can predict or cater to?

It should be. Because that's going to be the association most women have with sweet vaginal taste.

You wouldn't go describing heart attack symptoms and act surprised when people expect a heart attack just because there's other things that COULD produce the same symptoms that aren't heart attacks.

Infections are serious enough that yeah, it's always safer to assume something is medically wrong than it is to brush it off as 'my partners tastebuds are weird'.

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

I dove in. Sushi, at last!

I dove in, the tantalizing aroma of kosher dill pickles splashing my face.

I dove in. Good lord, her bountiful, briny depths!

I dove in. No freshly caught, pan-seared tuna ever tasted so good.

I dove into her seaweed-tanged Miso bowl. If only I'd had chopsticks.

I love the taste of pussy in the morning. The taste of victory.


Seriously, the OP's initial comment actually is a good one, my absurd comments notwithstanding. It goes to the heart of how writers should talk about how they write.

Its absurd but I love it. More of this please. Sexy umami descriptors are perfect for this.

 

[MillieDynamite]

The pain in his heart ripped through him, like broken, jagged glass pumping through his veins. Man, that bitch can suck cock.

It should be. Because that's going to be the association most women have with sweet vaginal taste.

You wouldn't go describing heart attack symptoms and act surprised when people expect a heart attack just because there's other things that COULD produce the same symptoms that aren't heart attacks.

Infections are serious enough that yeah, it's always safer to assume something is medically wrong than it is to brush it off as 'my partners tastebuds are weird'.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Mmmm, yeast infection, my favorite flavor.

Give us this day our daily bread.

 

[NoTalentHack]

Call me a pussy connoisseur all you want, I think everyone can come up with an attractive way to describe a pussy without implying it's sweet to the taste.

Redolent of musk, with hints of copper.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

I agree with this but I think like a few people have said, realism is often trumped by artistic expression… except for the people who outright describe pussy as tasting like peaches or something outrageous like that.

Hilariously enough though clean diet can make for pleasant/mild taste or on occasion crazy shit can happen. I tried this electrolyte drink called Electrolit one day, and was told by my husband later that night that I tasted like jolly ranchers and he could not be convinced that I had not used some sort of lube. He wasn’t amused, I thought it was hilarious and that maybe he was exaggerating but no, he wasn’t at all, I was very sweet until the sports drink cleared the system.

In my experience with an ex female partner though savory is far more an accurate description, feminine musk is usually really distinct if you don’t down a gallon of water a day like my crazy ass does.

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

Redolent of musk, with hints of copper.

"She tastes like wet pennies" is my new favorite description. Everyone else go home.

 

[NoTalentHack]

"She tastes like wet pennies" is my new favorite description. Everyone else go home.

Someone should use this for a Hammered story. “The dame tasted like wet pennies and regret.”

 

[MillieDynamite]

I agree with this but I think like a few people have said, realism is often trumped by artistic expression… except for the people who outright describe pussy as tasting like peaches or something outrageous like that.

Hilariously enough though clean diet can make for pleasant/mild taste or on occasion crazy shit can happen. I tried this electrolyte drink called Electrolit one day, and was told my by husband later that night that I tasted like jolly ranchers and he could not be convinced that I had not used some sort of lube. He wasn’t amused, I thought it was hilarious and that maybe he was exaggerating but no, he wasn’t at all, I was very sweet until the sports drink cleared the system.

In my experience with an ex female partner though savory is far more an accurate description, feminine musk is usually really district if you don’t down a gallon of water a day like my crazy ass does.

I knew I'd left out one metal favor that I'd tasted.

 

[NoTalentHack]

I agree with this but I think like a few people have said, realism is often trumped by artistic expression… except for the people who outright describe pussy as tasting like peaches or something outrageous like that.

Hilariously enough though clean diet can make for pleasant/mild taste or on occasion crazy shit can happen. I tried this electrolyte drink called Electrolit one day, and was told my by husband later that night that I tasted like jolly ranchers and he could not be convinced that I had not used some sort of lube. He wasn’t amused, I thought it was hilarious and that maybe he was exaggerating but no, he wasn’t at all, I was very sweet until the sports drink cleared the system.

In my experience with an ex female partner though savory is far more an accurate description, feminine musk is usually really district if you don’t down a gallon of water a day like my crazy ass does.

“She tasted like a dame that had never missed a Gatorade.”

 

[SeraphNocturne]

I knew I'd left out one metal favor that I'd tasted.

I think savory is my most favorite way to describe… and if you’re doing it right, juicy.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

“She tasted like a dame that had never missed a Gatorade.”

It was wild. I had to investigate, he wasn’t crazy.

Lots of water and Electrolit Fruit Punch ladies, if you want to experiment… just warn your partner LOL.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Me: Call me crazy...

Jo: You're so fucking crazy.

Me: It was an expression, but I was making a point.

Jo: So was I!

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Musky, tasty, delicious, like licking a steak, savoury, fleshy, everything love juices should be mixed with the savouring of who you’re doing it to…so I’ve heard.

I wouldn’t really know about these things.

 

[Lifestyle66]

The pain in his heart ripped through him, like broken, jagged glass pumping through his veins. Man, that bitch can suck cock.

LOL. I read that and immediately thought of the movie with Meg Ryan wondering why her husband was having an affair, she said "I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

 

[Trionyx]

LOL. I read that and immediately thought of the movie with Meg Ryan wondering why her husband was having an affair, she said "I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose!"

Definitely funny, but no where near as good as the diner scene in When Harry Met Sally.

 

[NotWise]

The title of my story "A Little Dirty, and Little Bit Salty," was the male protagonist's description of the female protagonists aroused pussy flavor. That's how he liked it.

 

[saintcero]

You're good. I like worms.

I was wrong Daisy. This is way more fun than even a Costco can of worms. A tip of the for starting this thread

 

[saintcero]

I agree with this but I think like a few people have said, realism is often trumped by artistic expression… except for the people who outright describe pussy as tasting like peaches or something outrageous like that.

Hilariously enough though clean diet can make for pleasant/mild taste or on occasion crazy shit can happen. I tried this electrolyte drink called Electrolit one day, and was told by my husband later that night that I tasted like jolly ranchers and he could not be convinced that I had not used some sort of lube. He wasn’t amused, I thought it was hilarious and that maybe he was exaggerating but no, he wasn’t at all, I was very sweet until the sports drink cleared the system.

In my experience with an ex female partner though savory is far more an accurate description, feminine musk is usually really distinct if you don’t down a gallon of water a day like my crazy ass does.

re: Jolly Ranchers. You gonna leave us hanging? Green Apple? Watermelon? Cinnamon Fire? I gots to know!

 

[Unblemished]

It’s usually more savoury/musky/bland, depending, but I have gone down on someone with an actively sweet vagina. She didn’t have any sort of infection, she just was very self conscious and always washed (with plain water, no soaps or scents) before oral. And that’s how it tasted. The few times we did it otherwise (and just, you know, in general, the taste on the fingers etc) she tasted more like I’m used to, hence why I’m pretty sure she wasn’t unhealthy. Others have used products, which isn’t exactly healthy.

Strangely, she didn’t want me to do the same.

 

[alohadave]

re: Jolly Ranchers.

I'm debating with myself whether or not to link the Jolly Rancher story from reddit.

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

I was wrong Daisy. This is way more fun than even a Costco can of worms. A tip of the for starting this thread

You're welcome

 

[NoTalentHack]

I'm debating with myself whether or not to link the Jolly Rancher story from reddit.

Don’t you bring that fucking evil here.

 

[SeraphNocturne]

re: Jolly Ranchers. You gonna leave us hanging? Green Apple? Watermelon? Cinnamon Fire? I gots to know!

Green Apple. I’m assuming it was the glucose content of the drink, I haven’t tried to recreate it because the spouse was not a fan… he prefers natural.

I must be strange, but I’ve never experienced metallic taste, not in myself or my ex lady… then again, I know all bodies are different biologically. My intake affects my sweat and fluids pretty intensely, it goes both ways though, if I eat a lot of onions I can freaking smell it in my pores.