Pussy Flavor

[Seadog777]

I write what the fuck I want, how the fuck I want.

Taste like honey or taste like dried, iron rich, period blood.

We aren't writing for the New England Journal of Medicine here.
(fuckers raised their price again up to $199 a year)

Creative licensing.

We all have personal picadillo's too, so I get what you're saying.

 

[Bramblethorn]

It should be. Because that's going to be the association most women have with sweet vaginal taste.

You wouldn't go describing heart attack symptoms and act surprised when people expect a heart attack just because there's other things that COULD produce the same symptoms that aren't heart attacks.

Infections are serious enough that yeah, it's always safer to assume something is medically wrong than it is to brush it off as 'my partners tastebuds are weird'.

I think some of what we're seeing in this thread is a disconnect between people for whom vaginal infections are a fact of life that needs to be managed, and people who are used to being shielded from this topic.

 

[ElectricBlue]

At that point why not lean into it and say it tastes like joy, rain or a cold summer morning.

Bloody hell, call me the Leaning Tower of Pisa. I'm sure I've written some such lyrical pussy poetry in a bunch of my stories.

My go to tends to be honey in a metaphorical and texture tense, salty when reality kicks in, and metallic for that different taste and scent a woman gets after she's come, when the smell of sex is so delicious. Also, the metallic taste of blood on occasion, when the moon is full and there's some sex magick to be had.

 

[Djmac1031]

I've probably been guilty of using "sweet," but I think I've tended to go more "tangy sweet," that kinda thing, one time in particular comparing it to "a warm lemon dipped in sugar."

Imagery over reality I guess lol. Although I personally truly enjoy the taste and do find it "sweet" even it technically that's not what it tastes like.

 

[TxRad]

Now where did I put that story featuring an orange popcicle on a hot afternoon.

 

[Jeb56]

Sort of like a wine tasting party isn’t it?

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

Sort of like a wine tasting party isn’t it?

Pussy sommelier

 

[Emilymcplugger]

Sort of like a wine tasting party isn’t it?

“Oak? With a hint of…elderberry?”

“SHUT THE FUCK UP AND KEEP LICKING!”

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

Using "sweet" is an erotic writing trope at this point. Some of the flavors you gave are fine but for others, you run into that issue of "am I just going to turn off the person reading this?" And no, not because I don't like vulvas & vaginas. I like them.

Sweet: A bit saccharine cringe but I ignore it. The first thing I think of is not infection, just the writer running out of shit to say.

Tangy: Makes me think of Greek yogurt.

Salty: This one's good.

Bland: No. Lol. Bland is not sexy.

Sour: Piss comes to mind. But I'm that guy.

Also, for the very few writings I've seen that incorporate this... We can't even alter the pH of our blood, stomach acid, or vaginal mucus for that matter by eating food or drinking water. If that was true, we would all be dead by now.

Vaginal pH stays around 4-4.5 when not having an infection. Above that indicates an infection.

Drinking more water isn't going to change the pH of vaginal mucus.

- From a man who still has a vagina for a couple more months, and who also is tired of people telling me to drink alkaline water for my chronic gastritis. Lol.

I'm mostly complaining about works that say shit like "her pussy tastes like peaches" or "sugar" or some other such nonsense. I understand poetry, but like, the intended poetry of "sweet" in particular is completely overshadowed by the fact that it's also a common symptom of infection.

It's not literal, but for us girls sweet is a huge red flag for our health. So like wouldn't it make sense to avoid the implication of illness and instead describe the flavor as something positive and beautiful but has no flavor. Like sunshine, joy, warmth or home?

Also congrats on the upcoming pussy removal! Sounds exciting!

 

[ronde]

I've never compared the scent or taste to anything, because in my experience, it's unique to each and every woman. I usually write "a little tart and a whole lot like aroused woman", or words to that effect.

 

[Kumquatqueen]

Thankfully I'm not a connoisseur of vaginal infections, but that sweet smell is very different from the sweet scent of certain ladies of my acquaintance.

The difference between desirable fresh fruit and that of an aging, pungent banana that's redolent of death. Both sweet.

If someone uses a coconut-scented skin cream, their smell and taste all over will be slightly sweet, even mixed with pussy juices. If you're only tasting vaginal secretions, you've got a longer tongue than I've got...

 

[yowser]

I was surprised not to find any taste descriptions amidst my stories (maybe they're present, just haven't managed to dredge them up yet.)

Much more common are descriptions of the closely related sense, smell:

The bracken fur around her vulva excites me, holding her scent close like a low-lying fog. She is musky, like a forest floor after a light rain. Mushrooms, fecundity, porous yielding earth, soft and springy under your footstep.

 

[onehitwanda]

Oh God, why did I open this thread.

 

[jehoram]

Someone should use this for a Hammered story. “The dame tasted like wet pennies and regret.”

Which reminds me of those old zinc pennies that were minted during World War II when copper was in short supply. They did funny things to your taste buds when you put them in your mouth.

But I've used "sweet" in the same sense as "sweet music" or a "sweet deal." And I've compared it to honey, but that was a reference to all those taste notes that honey has that aren't directly related to sweet vs. sour. But it's true that describing the taste of a pussy would be as futile as describing the taste of whiskey to someone who's never tried it.

 

[MillieDynamite]

I envy my cat, Cat, for ability to lick her own pussy.

 

[Jeb56]

Oh God, why did I open this thread.

Pandora’s box, so to speak.

 

[TxRad]

Oh God, why did I open this thread.

And now, we're back to that nasty can of worms.

Fishing anyone?

 

[saintcero]

Oh God, why did I open this thread.

Why? No idea. But you stayed and read because it is gold.

 

[Emilymcplugger]

And now, we're back to that nasty can of worms.

Fishing anyone?

“Not really. I’m getting more…mouthfeel…a certain acidity…and hints of vinegar, per chance?”

“LESS GABBING, MORE TONGUE STABBING!”

 

[SimonDoom]

I envy my cat, Cat, for ability to lick her own pussy.

This recalls the age-old joke:

Why does a dog lick his balls?

Because he can.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

So in Eldritch Pact, (no, I will never shut up about that story, stop asking! ) the MMC, who is ostensibly a virgin (he has only ever been with a demigoddess before) has to perform cunnilingus on again on the demigoddess, and I described it thusly:

Of course, Stavos had never tasted the sultry flavors from an actual woman before, but he could feel the heavenly taste of the demigoddess' fluids dashing across his mind; his mouth began to salivate involuntarily, and he swallowed deeply, drinking in the maddening juices which gushed inside.

"Sultry flavor," "heavenly taste" and "maddening juices." That's all you're gonna get from me. Any attempts to actually describe the flavor of pussy, would be a fool's errand, imho.

 

[AwkwardlySet]

So in Eldritch Pact, (no, I will never shut up about that story, stop asking! ) the MMC, who is ostensibly a virgin (he has only ever been with a demigoddess before) has to perform cunnilingus on again on the demigoddess, and I described it thusly:

Of course, Stavos had never tasted the sultry flavors from an actual woman before, but he could feel the heavenly taste of the demigoddess' fluids dashing across his mind; his mouth began to salivate involuntarily, and he swallowed deeply, drinking in the maddening juices which gushed inside.

"Sultry flavor," "heavenly taste" and "maddening juices." That's all you're gonna get from me. Any attempts to actually describe the flavor of pussy, would be a fool's errand, imho.

Huh, one would think that a demigoddess would care about her hygiene...

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Huh, one would think that a demigoddess would care about her hygiene...

Excuse me, sir, but what about those descriptions suggests poor hygiene? Lol

 

[AWhoopsieDaisy]

Oh God, why did I open this thread.

Perhaps you too, love worms.

 

[MrHereWriting]

As a lesbian I get whiplash every time I have to read a sentence twice to clarify "Her pussy tastes like WHAT?"

Erotic Fiction isn't reality.