Pussy Flavor

[AlinaX]

I'm picturing Indiana Jones brushing tarantulas off his face as he delves between Ally McBeal's thighs.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

While also yelling - "Snakes! I hate snakes!"

 

[onehitwanda]

I'm picturing Indiana Jones brushing tarantulas off his face as he delves between Ally McBeal's thighs.

Does that make her jade egg the boulder that pursues him down the cavern?

Oh god, I actually just made myself gag.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

I'm picturing Indiana Jones brushing tarantulas off his face as he delves between Ally McBeal's thighs.

Ok fine I'll read this thread to see what I'm missing.

 

[jehoram]

When the time finally arrived and I tentatively took my first sips of both, trembling with anticipation, the shock and horror of reality was devastating. My reactions were, of course, a source of much mirth for father dear.

I don't know anybody who had a positive reaction to their first taste of whiskey (or whisky) or strong cheeses like Limburger. But some tastes are worth acquiring, if only to see that alcoholic drinks don't all have to be fruity sweet wines, and cheeses don't have to be all Gouda or Edam (or, god forbid, "American cheese").

Metaphor is as important in erotica as it is in any artistic description. We're conjuring fantasy here, to excite and titillate. Reality can be disappointing, which is why people seek escapism in the first place.

You are not wrong.

 

[onehitwanda]

Ok fine I'll read this thread to see what I'm missing.

So... do you regret your choices yet?

 

[Smuttyandfun]

So... do you regret your choices yet?

Yes, I'm thinking he should have worn a snorkel.

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

So... do you regret your choices yet?

As usual, AH did not fail to deliver what it promised

 

[onehitwanda]

As usual, AH did not fail to deliver what it promised

mild nausea and a burning urge to scrub your hands?

 

[Jackie.Hikaru]

mild nausea and a burning urge to scrub your hands?

I adore this place.