Sex & Shenanigans

[peekingone]

It does matter!

I have a nice visual for sure.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I taught her the Tao of the brat while we were interned at the sandbox

I learned from the best

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Yes. For personal reasons.

Very, very personal, it sounds.

 

[LupineOne]

I am!

Me too. It’s that time of night

 

[MedicalMuse]

Very, very personal, it sounds.

Yes. Yes they are.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Very, very personal, it sounds.

Lusty!!! Weezer was AMAZEBALLS!!! I’m ready to join a cult, drink the koolaid and reincarnate. I’ve achieved my life’s purpose

 

[LustfulIntentions2]

Lusty!!! Weezer was AMAZEBALLS!!! I’m ready to join a cult, drink the koolaid and reincarnate. I’ve achieved my life’s purpose

Dude! That's great and awesome. But, seriously, Rivers might be a creep, so, careful.

 

[Bbl87]

So your wife’s really into anal then?

So, I 100% missed this until now but HAVE to respond...

If by "into" you mean told me "don't put that thing anywhere near my delicate little starfish" then yes.

 

[SixShooter14]

So, I 100% missed this until now but HAVE to respond...

If by "into" you mean told me "don't put that thing anywhere near my delicate little starfish" then yes.

aww, I'm sorry to hear that. But, I guess I can understand her hesitation...

 

[Bbl87]

aww, I'm sorry to hear that. But, I guess I can understand her hesitation...

I'll put it another way... she said if I try one of us will end up with a black eye. And it sure as hell ain't her.

 

[Bry1313]

I am!

Ok, changing to commando here now too to match

 

[SixShooter14]

Lmao... Hell, I've been commando all day!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Dude! That's great and awesome. But, seriously, Rivers might be a creep, so, careful.

HE IS NOT!!! He is the purest most glorious lead singer there is. And if by creep you mean perv, well then that’s even better. I had erotic dreams about him all night after the show

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Haha, no. My adorable little crotchfruit, not the crotch itself.

I’ve never had a list of words I hate. “Moist” and “panties” don’t bother me. “Crotchfruit” has entirely changed my stance and is now the inaugural word on my, “hell fucking no!” list

 

[deft]

I’ve never had a list of words I hate. “Moist” and “panties” don’t bother me. “Crotchfruit” has entirely changed my stance and is now the inaugural word on my, “hell fucking no!” list

Where are you on “knickers”? Sometimes stirs up a fuss, that word

 

[deft]

Happy Day, cross-Atlantic cousins! Have all the fun!

 

[RosewoodTulip]

Happy Not Being British Day!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Where are you on “knickers”? Sometimes stirs up a fuss, that word

Neutral. It’s cute when @StillRain says it. When guys say it, it makes me think it should be paired with pantaloons

 

[deft]

Neutral. It’s cute when @StillRain says it. When guys say it, it makes me think it should be paired with pantaloons

Agreed... when guys say "knickers", it makes them sound like a character in a dreadful '70s British sex "comedy" ... but women... have at it!

 

[Cat]

Indeed!!

Happy Day, you oddly English speaking bunch, of loveable people!!

 

[deft]

Preferably inside.

Oh, well played, sir!

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Preferably inside.

Yep, you can use the word knickers and make it sound sexy and not ridiculous

 

[Cat]

Yep, you can use the word knickers and make it sound sexy and not ridiculous

Apropos knickers, and our talk about thongs and G-strings...

Soooo... I did some researching, well... Because it is fun and interesting..

Have you heard about the C-string..?

 

[deft]

This is the kind of discussion I can really get behind…

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Apropos knickers, and our talk about thongs and G-strings...

Soooo... I did some researching, well... Because it is fun and interesting..

Have you heard about the C-string..?

Nooooo. Please educate me!