Sex & Shenanigans

[MedicalMuse]

In my defense, I found it when condom shopping. It wasn't something I specifically went looking for.

Excuses

 

[MedicalMuse]

How would one measure one's Johnson in fluid ounces?

Well, your Johnson is full of fluid at full mast….

 

[SixShooter14]

How would one measure one's Johnson in fluid ounces? Displacement in a measuring cup?

dip it in a glass of water to see how much it increases?

Here's mine to the best I remember

 

[Bbl87]

Excuses

'Tis true! But it is pretty cool, haha.

 

[Bbl87]

I'm just all about the knowledge.

https://media.tenor.com/q67Ve6REXR4AAAAM/the-more-you-know-star.gif

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Still no big dicks?



Bye Felicia.

 

[SixShooter14]

Still no big dicks?



Bye Felicia.

it's a scientific comparison of data!!!

 

[Bbl87]

Still no big dicks?



Bye Felicia.

As I always say, if you want private verification, PMs are open for requests. Unless mine doesn't qualify as big, which is fair.

 

[SixShooter14]

As I always say, if you want private verification, PMs are open for requests. Unless mine doesn't qualify as big, which is fair.

same! but I'm pretty sure she's seen mine at least once.

 

[Dubinsky]

I'll be figuring out my girth, one of these days.

Now I'm curious about my volume...

 

[Lonelywife1205]

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So your wife’s really into anal then?

 

[Bbl87]

same! but I'm pretty sure she's seen mine at least once.

Haha, touche. She hasn't seen mine yet Unless someone saved and shared.

 

[SixShooter14]

now that I think about it.... I'm not sure if I have posted a fully hard pic?

Edit: Oh, duh... the cock pop gifs

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

same! but I'm pretty sure she's seen mine at least once.

I have?

 

[SixShooter14]

I have?

I'm pretty sure?

I've definitely posted it at least 2-4 times

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Haha, touche. She hasn't seen mine yet Unless someone saved and shared.

Wait... is this allowed?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Back...off. One and only warning.
Edited to add emoji cause I am rarely serious but everyone thinks I am lol
I'm teasing you bella in case you didn't know

I’m very low key AND I share.

 

[Bbl87]

Wait... is this allowed?

I mean, as long as I was made aware and consented to it, I wouldn't care.

 

[Dubinsky]

PSA: Anyone here who's seen my weiner is welcome to save the pic and swap it like a Topps trading card; I don't care.

 

[SixShooter14]

PSA: Anyone here who's seen my weiner is welcome to save the pic and swap it like a Topps trading card; I don't care.

Same! I don't give a shit

 

[Cyber_Bella]

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve fallen asleep with a toy inside me and my phone on my chest!
(To clarify, he’s amazing, I’m just old and tire more easily nowadays)

I fell asleep while having phone sex once. I was in my mid 20s. The guy never called back and blocked me! In my defense though, he worked nights and expected me to stay up for him. I work days and start my day at 5:30 am.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I mean, as long as I was made aware and consented to it, I wouldn't care.

I don’t save. Or share.

 

[Dubinsky]

I fell asleep while having phone sex once. I was in my mid 20s. The guy never called back and blocked me! In my defense though, he worked nights and expected me to stay up for him. I work days and start my day at 5:30 am.

Fair.

 

[Bbl87]

I don’t save. Or share.

Same. Well, not dick pics. Obviously. But you know what I mean.

 

[SixShooter14]

I fell asleep while having phone sex once. I was in my mid 20s. The guy never called back and blocked me! In my defense though, he worked nights and expected me to stay up for him. I work days and start my day at 5:30 am.

Like audio voice phone sex??? It can't have been very good...