What is the plural of MILF?

[John_Vandermeer]

Galadriel: Come, Frodo, join me in my Milven bower.

Frodo: You are too generous, my Lady.

Galadriel: Not at all. I've never had a hobbit in my bower before. Your feet, they're so . . . hairy. So appealing. So masculine.

Frodo (blushing): Thank you, my Lady. I feel like I shouldn't be here.

Galadriel: I'll be the judge of that. It feels hot in here, don't you think? Could you help loosen my tunic?

Frodo: I couldn't think of doing that, Lady! I'm not worthy.

Galadriel (looking stern): You're a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you, halfling?

I think Gimli is the one with the Galadriel Domme-crush. For real.

 

[Djmac1031]

Galadriel: Come, Frodo, join me in my Milven bower.

Frodo: You are too generous, my Lady.

Galadriel: Not at all. I've never had a hobbit in my bower before. Your feet, they're so . . . hairy. So appealing. So masculine.

Frodo (blushing): Thank you, my Lady. I feel like I shouldn't be here.

Galadriel: I'll be the judge of that. It feels hot in here, don't you think? Could you help loosen my tunic?

Frodo: I couldn't think of doing that, Lady! I'm not worthy.

Galadriel (looking stern): You're a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you, halfling?

Gimli: "I asked her for one hair from her golden, Milven quim. She gave me three."

 

[Euphony]

This begs the question...

What is a group of MILFs called?

A Chardonnay of MILFs?

 

[Djmac1031]

This begs the question...

What is a group of MILFs called?

A Chardonnay of MILFs?

I'm still going with a murder of MILFs.

 

[Euphony]

I'm still going with a murder of MILFs.

Considered but didn't want to risk any "old crow" connotations.

We Love these MILFs afterall.

Calling them crows seems antithetical to our mission.

 

[John_Vandermeer]

I guess GoT has a paucity of high profile MILFs. You get past Cersei and Catelyn, you need to start considering mothers of non humans, gets you Daenerys and Melisandre, and that is it.

Come to think of it, that is not too bad. Not too shabby. They kick ass and look real good. The lot of them.

 

[SimonDoom]

I guess GoT has a paucity of high profile MILFs. You get past Cersei and Catelyn, you need to start considering mothers of non humans, gets you Daenerys and Melisandre, and that is it.

Come to think of it, that is not too bad. Not too shabby. They kick ass and look real good. The lot of them.

Don't forget Olenna Tyrell. A bit long in the tooth, but you know she'd be a willing GILF if given the chance. She's played by Diana Rigg, after all!

 

[Priscilla_June]

Mothers Id Love Verymuch Enjoying Sex

 

[jsmiam]

A mons of MILFs... a mons of Milves. Milves does sound better with mons. Hmm.

 

[Djmac1031]

A mons of MILFs... a mons of Milves. Milves does sound better with mons. Hmm.

Mons Milfma. Coming soon to a Star Wars Porn Parody near you.

 

[Euphony]

Mons Milfma. Coming soon to a Star Wars Porn Parody near you.

MomEyesme Spaceport ...you'll never find a more wetted hive of fun and mammary.

 

[Rob_Royale]

This thread did not disappoint. You guys and gals rock.

 

[onehitwanda]

"Oh Mr Frodo, sir, I did so always want to see the milves."

https://media.tenor.com/cH9gfgKqp-cAAAAC/umm-wait.gif

 

[Djmac1031]

“Milves” is great and I hope to see it widely adopted.

"Loving Milves."

Sounds like a whole new subcategory.

 

[MediocreAuthor]

Galadriel: Come, Frodo, join me in my Milven bower.

Frodo: You are too generous, my Lady.

Galadriel: Not at all. I've never had a hobbit in my bower before. Your feet, they're so . . . hairy. So appealing. So masculine.

Frodo (blushing): Thank you, my Lady. I feel like I shouldn't be here.

Galadriel: I'll be the judge of that. It feels hot in here, don't you think? Could you help loosen my tunic?

Frodo: I couldn't think of doing that, Lady! I'm not worthy.

Galadriel (looking stern): You're a bit slow on the uptake, aren't you, halfling?

To quote our favorite Megalomaniac, @Tilan:

"May I please have another snippet of this? For some inexplicable reason, I have become highly invested."

 

[Djmac1031]

To quote our favorite Megalomaniac, @Tilan:

"May I please have another snippet of this? For some inexplicable reason, I have become highly invested."

*Tolkien Estate Lawyers have entered the chat*

 

[oneagainst]

Mons Milfma. Coming soon to a Star Wars Porn Parody near you.

Oh. That is all. Thank you

 

[NoTalentHack]

"Loving Milves."

Sounds like a whole new subcategory.

BD(warven)C

 

[alohadave]

"Loving Milves."

Sounds like a whole new subcategory.

That's what I/T will be changed to. It covers about 80% of themes there.

 

[Priscilla_June]

There are no Milven maids are there?

 

[Djmac1031]

There are no Milven maids are there?

Sadly, no. That ship has long since sailed off to the Undying Lands.

 

[SimonDoom]

I think Gimli is the one with the Galadriel Domme-crush. For real.

True, but don't Galadriel's feelings count, too? I mean, she's thousands of years old. Tell me she hasn't had plenty of dwarf lovers.

 

[lustychimera]

MILFs, Yessss, my precious Mothers I'd Love to Fuckessssss....

Edit: I just read the rest of the replies, lol. I guess MILFs was just begging for LoTR shenanigans, somehow?

 

[MediocreAuthor]

True, but don't Galadriel's feelings count, too? I mean, she's thousands of years old. Tell me she hasn't had plenty of dwarf lovers.

Gimili: "I'll die before I see the cock ring in the hands of a Milf!"

Galadriel "Need anything from me, short-stuff?"

Gimili: "Could m'lady spare a locket of hair, pwese? uwu?

...

 

[onehitwanda]

I once wrote a LotR parody of the Phantom of the Opera with Frodo as Christine. I wish I still had it somewhere.