Sex & Shenanigans

[Dubinsky]

Also, you were supposed to say “I’m sure it’s big enough”

Or, "it's not the size of the wand. It's the magic in it."

Something like that.

 

[Lonelywife1205]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/9SIXFu7bIUYHhFc19G/giphy.gif?cid=2154d3d729fzpg19ejxg74pqecvgvyufyl29vskwwr3agkh0&ep=v1_gifs_search&rid=giphy.gif&ct=gIt feels like everyone with an XX chromosome has been asking.

 

[LupineOne]

In the best way!!

Holy gorgeous!

 

[SixShooter14]

Busiest day I've had in awhile, but I got a lot done.

I'm pleasantly tired. Maybe... a beer...

Same!

Now having pizza and beer at work. Worth it...kinda

 

[Bry1313]

Or, "it's not the size of the wand. It's the magic in it."

Something like that.

Yes, this!

 

[Cat]

MNC asking the burning question that everyone wants to know but nobody wants to ask.

Because I got no filter, I mean.. sometimes.. but.. it feels like walking around the hot porridge (yeah, silly Danish saying ).

 

[Mr_bogey]

MNC asking the burning question that everyone wants to know but nobody wants to ask.

Quality over quantity. You don't say much in here but when you do, you bring it.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Busiest day I've had in awhile, but I got a lot done.

I'm pleasantly tired. Maybe... a beer...

I like the way you think.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Or, "it's not the size of the wand. It's the magic in it."

Something like that.

Motion in the ocean.

 

[Bbl87]

... How big is it?... Now I am getting a bit curious...

 

[Mr_bogey]

It’s ok, Bry. I don’t have a big dick either

LadyL chiming in with the ether.

 

[Cat]

I've offered...

.....oh!! You did not offer me..

 

[Cyber_Bella]

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[Bbl87]

.....oh!! You did not offer me..

You haven't asked.

 

[Bbl87]

I'm just posting memes. And I wasn't the one that brought it up, for the record.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

It’s ok, Bry. I don’t have a big dick either

Is that what you say to everyone before the 5th margarita?

I've offered...

I dont think think, "you have to ask me" is a very clear offer... plus i dont think you want to show me because Im the biggest ad for your dick on Lit.

 

[Bbl87]

I dont think think, "you have to ask me" is a very clear offer... plus i dont think you want to show me because Im the biggest ad for your dick on Lit.

I didn't know it needed ads.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Because I got no filter, I mean.. sometimes.. but.. it feels like walking around the hot porridge (yeah, silly Danish saying ).

One of the things we love.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Your emojis aren't working.

 

[Cat]

I didn't know it needed ads.

I think ads are great.. otherwise.. How would I have known, that it is... Wide?

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I'm just posting memes. And I wasn't the one that brought it up, for the record.

I’m going to get one of those Chipotle burritos to wrap my lips around.

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Your emojis aren't working.

They work on my side. Maybe you forgit to pay your emoji bill.

 

[Cat]

You haven't asked.

But.. offer.. like the salesman, offering me a deal.. or a sample, just because I walk by..

I rarely ask for offers..

 

[Bbl87]

I’m going to get one of those Chipotle burritos to wrap my lips around.

Lucky burrito.

 

[Bbl87]

But.. offer.. like the salesman, offering me a deal.. or a sample, just because I walk by..

I rarely ask for offers..

Well, dems the rules, ask OP. If I don't have a direct request, I consider it unsolicited. And I'm all about consent when it comes to dicks in inboxes.