Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

The answer is she doesn't want to, but pretends like she does for the hilarity of it.

Or you just really dont want to show me.

 

[Bry1313]

Most guys claim to have a big dick. The last one that showed me,his looked like a cocktail weenie.

I do not claim a big dick….I’m special

 

[Cat]

I’m not sure what’s more known, that I’m tall or BB8 has a gigantic schwanzstucker. I’m sure I got his name wrong but that’s his name to me.

Or you just really dont want to show me.

... How big is it?... Now I am getting a bit curious...

 

[Cyber_Bella]

I do not claim a big dick….I’m special

Very special.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

I do not claim a big dick….I’m special

It’s ok, Bry. I don’t have a big dick either

 

[Bry1313]

It’s ok, Bry. I don’t have a big dick either

But you have boobs, advantage you

 

[LadyLascivious1]

In the best way!!

I don’t think I’ve seen that one before! I love that I can just barely see your tattoo through the sheer material

And I bet your peacock enjoyed that view

 

[LupineOne]

You sly dog. I see your game and I admire it.

Nah, no game. I’ve seen a lot of rough times and pain recently. Music helps release it…and we’re all a little weird and mad here

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

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Yes please. I was driving to the store earlier and while I was at a stop light I saw a couple hugging next to their car. Like one of those good long, deep hugs. It made me smile but also made my heart hurt to think that I can't remember the last time I got a hug like that.

 

[Cat]

I don’t think I’ve seen that one before! I love that I can just barely see your tattoo through the sheer material

And I bet your peacock enjoyed that view

My silly peacock.. he did!

And thank you my Love

 

[Dubinsky]

Yes please. I was driving to the store earlier and while I was at a stop light I saw a couple hugging next to their car. Like one of those good long, deep hugs. It made me smile but also made my heart hurt to think that I can't remember the last time I got a hug like that.

*opens my arms*

 

[Cat]

But you have boobs, advantage you

They are: Pretty perfect, big boobs.

 

[Bbl87]

Or you just really dont want to show me.

I've offered...

 

[MedicalMuse]

I love y’all.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Nah, no game. I’ve seen a lot of rough times and pain recently. Music helps release it…and we’re all a little weird and mad here

Yeah, sorry. Sometimes I can't turn off making light of things. I'll try to read the room better. I know you have been going thru some shit.

 

[Cat]

I love y’all.

And we do really love you!

 

[LupineOne]

Yes please. I was driving to the store earlier and while I was at a stop light I saw a couple hugging next to their car. Like one of those good long, deep hugs. It made me smile but also made my heart hurt to think that I can't remember the last time I got a hug like that.

I know exactly what you mean

 

[Lonelywife1205]

... How big is it?... Now I am getting a bit curious...

MNC asking the burning question that everyone wants to know but nobody wants to ask.

 

[Bry1313]

Yes please. I was driving to the store earlier and while I was at a stop light I saw a couple hugging next to their car. Like one of those good long, deep hugs. It made me smile but also made my heart hurt to think that I can't remember the last time I got a hug like that.

I’m right here

 

[Dubinsky]

Busiest day I've had in awhile, but I got a lot done.

I'm pleasantly tired. Maybe... a beer...

 

[Bry1313]

MNC asking the burning question that everyone wants to know but nobody wants to ask.

It feels like everyone with an XX chromosome has been asking.

 

[LupineOne]

Yeah, sorry. Sometimes I can't turn off making light of things. I'll try to read the room better. I know you have been going thru some shit.

It’s all right, no harm done. I get what you were trying to do and it made me chuckle

 

[Bry1313]

It’s ok, Bry. I don’t have a big dick either

Also, you were supposed to say “I’m sure it’s big enough”

 

[SixShooter14]

Yes please. I was driving to the store earlier and while I was at a stop light I saw a couple hugging next to their car. Like one of those good long, deep hugs. It made me smile but also made my heart hurt to think that I can't remember the last time I got a hug like that.

Yep.... My favorite hug...

And it's been 5+ years

 

[Cyber_Bella]

Is it bigger than a bread basket?