Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

Were your parents beavers? Cuz dam.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Full Borat. Full confidence. Berry Nice

Ok... she wins if she can nail the impersonation. Mustache and suit are highly encouraged but not exactly needed.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

 

[Bry1313]

You win

 

[MrsPassion]

OP wins.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Damn you..... that tops even Borat...

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

Roses are red
Violets are fine
You be the six
I'll be the nine

Hey girl hey
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I want you to make me scream

Sup cutie?
As long as I have a face,
You'll always have a place to sit

 

[SixShooter14]

To recap: these are the submissions so far

Alright I know it's futile... But since I did cheat on my first submission. My formal entry is:

"Hey babe, wanna ride on my helicopter?"

 

[Bry1313]

Oh hey, it’s lunchtime on Taco Tuesday, can I interest my new bestie to enjoy some carnitas? Enjoy @OrdinaryPerson

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Roses are red
Violets are fine
You be the six
I'll be the nine

Hey girl hey
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I want you to make me scream

Sup cutie?
As long as I have a face,
You'll always have a place to sit

What about

This face leaves at midnight. Be on it.

 

[Cat]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

Uhmm.. I mean.. You are really cute, - may I moan your name.. naked?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So.

You're a chemist, huh?

...that must be why I'm feeling some chemistry here. Know what I mean?

Wanna go bang?

*cracks knuckles*
I WOULD LIKE THE SEX WITH YOU!!
Nailed it

(Knowing how tall I am compared to you)
Fun size is one of my favorites. Can I eat you?

Are you a carbon sample? Cause I'd like to date you.

See below:

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

Wait....... found a better one.. I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?

Were your parents beavers? Cuz dam.

Roses are red
Violets are fine
You be the six
I'll be the nine

Hey girl hey
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I want you to make me scream

Sup cutie?
As long as I have a face,
You'll always have a place to sit

Alright I know it's futile... But since I did cheat on my first submission. My formal entry is:

"Hey babe, wanna ride on my helicopter?"

What about

This face leaves at midnight. Be on it.

Uhmm.. I mean.. You are really cute, - may I moan your name.. naked?

Wow you guys … so good!!

 

[base10]

Uhmm.. I mean.. You are really cute, - may I moan your name.. naked?

I might need to use that one, giving you full credit of course

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

Wait....... found a better one.. I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?

Connie!!!

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

You all can pack it up and go home…I’m clearly the winner

Yours was pretty great

 

[SixShooter14]

Roses are red
Violets are fine
You be the six
I'll be the nine

Hey girl hey
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I want you to make me scream

Sup cutie?
As long as I have a face,
You'll always have a place to sit

I'll be the Six
You be the Nine

Together we could have
A really good time!

 

[MrsPassion]

Yours was pretty great

Then everybody brought out the big guns tits and face sitting and my chances were shot to hell

 

[crazychemgirl]

You guys are cracking me up … so great!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Connie!!!

Nebzilla!!!

 

[Lmizzler]

Ok...thats cheating!!!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Uhmm.. I mean.. You are really cute, - may I moan your name.. naked?

Knew it!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok...thats cheating!!!

She understood the assignment

 

[crazychemgirl]

This is gonna be so hard!

(That’s what she said)

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Ok...thats cheating!!!

Agreed! She did state "pick up line", not "pick up picture of boobs"

 

[crazychemgirl]

Agreed! She did state "pick up line", not "pick up picture of boobs"

You’re just salty cuz you didn’t think of it first … and also cuz you don’t have boobs