Sex & Shenanigans

[base10]

Awww .. that’s sweet

Thank you, I'm usually going for a mix of sweet and dirty at the same time

 

[Bry1313]

Thank you, I'm usually going for a mix of sweet and dirty at the same time

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

 

[Dubinsky]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

So.

You're a chemist, huh?

...that must be why I'm feeling some chemistry here. Know what I mean?

 

[Bry1313]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

Wanna go bang?

 

[MrsPassion]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

*cracks knuckles*
I WOULD LIKE THE SEX WITH YOU!!
Nailed it

 

[MedicalMuse]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

(Knowing how tall I am compared to you)
Fun size is one of my favorites. Can I eat you?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Ooooh … the girls are coming in strong

 

[Lmizzler]

Are you a carbon sample? Cause I'd like to date you.

 

[SixShooter14]

Ok all …. Give it your best shot. Shoot your shit with your BEST pick-up line to see if you can get a prize.

See below:

Ooooh … the girls are coming in strong

 

[crazychemgirl]

Deadline is in 2 hours … thanks for the submissions I’ve received. Very good candidates

 

[Lmizzler]

Deadline is in 2 hours … thanks for the submissions I’ve received. Very good candidates

How many entries can be submitted?

 

[crazychemgirl]

How many entries can be submitted?

You get one shot … one submission per poster

I will consider a do-over and give you a chance to replace your original submission if you make a good case for it.

 

[Bry1313]

You get one shot … one submission per poster

I will consider a do-over and give you a chance to replace your original submission if you make a good case for it.

So I can’t………SPAM…….you?

 

[LadyLascivious1]

If something seems too good to be true, it is.

My boobs are 100% natural. I promise

Is there no discord boobs cant solve?

Nope!

I wonder if maybe the UN should consider adding boobs to their peacekeeping efforts?

Last night I suggested the slogan, “Boobs for world peace!” to Muse.

Sports aren’t my thing, but I’m kind of looking forward to the next game I get dragged to and trying that as a chant

One more in honor of the 80s thread

He grew up to be disturbingly hot.

Damn @LadyLascivious1 is a miracle worker. OP even slept in.

I think significant credit has to go to buttholes and @Indiesoul as well. They were the drug that pacified the mob to allow for truces

 

[Bry1313]

My boobs are 100% natural. I promise

https://imgur.com/a/sBzoA7h

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

Wait....... found a better one.. I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

Wait....... found a better one.. I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?

You get one …first or second?

 

[crazychemgirl]

So.

You're a chemist, huh?

...that must be why I'm feeling some chemistry here. Know what I mean?

Wanna go bang?

*cracks knuckles*
I WOULD LIKE THE SEX WITH YOU!!
Nailed it

(Knowing how tall I am compared to you)
Fun size is one of my favorites. Can I eat you?

Are you a carbon sample? Cause I'd like to date you.

See below:

You must be a compound of barium and beryllium because you’re a total BaBe.

Wait....... found a better one.. I’m just hypothesizing, but I think that the reaction between you and me would be quite exothermic. Care to plot some data points?

To recap: these are the submissions so far

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You get one …first or second?

Second.

 

[MrsPassion]

You all can pack it up and go home…I’m clearly the winner

 

[SixShooter14]

You all can pack it up and go home…I’m clearly the winner

Would work with me.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You all can pack it up and go home…I’m clearly the winner

Only if you do it like Borat

 

[Bry1313]

You all can pack it up and go home…I’m clearly the winner

If it doesn’t work on her, I’m hooked.

 

[MrsPassion]

Only if you do it like Borat

Full Borat. Full confidence. Berry Nice