Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6592667]

Board 420 bitches!

 

[LupineOne]

Let’s keep the butthole discussion to a minimum today … being as we did so without @Indiesoul yesterday.

Today should be all about the boobs and all the amazing things we can accomplish if we are motivated by boobs.

Still pretty damn unmotivated. But it’s early, and I’m one of those silly fuckers that’s an eternal optimist

 

[SixShooter14]

Are you sure? Has anyone actually tried that? I mean....

Hey everyone, I think we have a very interesting possible experiment here.

I've posted mine the the "show your chest" thread...several times

No luck

 

[lakesailer_mi]

I've posted mine the the "show your chest" thread...several times

No luck

And I've missed them?????
This is tragic.

I'm too embarrassed to post mine.

 

[Mr_bogey]

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Sure.

@Lmizzler is that you?

 

[Mr_bogey]

 

[Lmizzler]

@Lmizzler is that you?

I will never be as Smexy as Dwight Schrute.

 

[Mr_bogey]

One more in honor of the 80s thread

 

[Mr_bogey]

Don't you hate the days when CCG actually has to do work at work?

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but boobs have also caused conflict. A whole Trojan war in fact.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but boobs have also caused conflict. A whole Trojan war in fact.

No, I think that was her ass. Helen of Troy was known for her ass.
You know, Greeks and buttholes.*


*no one tell CCG I mentioned buttholes

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but boobs have also caused conflict. A whole Trojan war in fact.

They are powerful. This is true.

 

[Dubinsky]

No, I think that was her ass. Helen of Troy was known for her ass.
You know Greeks and buttholes.*


*no one tell CCG I mentioned buttholes

I read that as CGI. Meaning, I started thinking about how the next movie about Helen of Troy was going to feature her digital butthole as a prominent metaphor.

Good morning, by the way.

 

[Bry1313]

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but boobs have also caused conflict. A whole Trojan war in fact.

Well if it isn’t our own Discordia, your powers won’t work here Goddess.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but boobs have also caused conflict. A whole Trojan war in fact.

Worth it.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I read that as CGI. Meaning, I started thinking about how the next movie about Helen of Troy was going to feature her digital butthole as a prominent metaphor.

Good morning, by the way.

I’d see that movie

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Not to be a Debbie Downer, but boobs have also caused conflict. A whole Trojan war in fact.

1. Sabine War: According to legend, the Sabine War was fought in ancient Rome after the Romans abducted the Sabine women in order to increase their population and ensure the survival of their city. The Sabine men retaliated and a war ensued.
2. War of the Sicilian Vespers: The War of the Sicilian Vespers was fought between the French and the Aragonese in the 13th century, and one of the causes of the war was the rape of a Sicilian noblewoman by a French soldier.
3. Harem Conspiracy: The Harem Conspiracy was a series of revolts in the Ottoman Empire in the 16th century that were sparked by the rivalry between the wives and concubines of the sultan. The women were vying for power and influence in the sultan's court, and their machinations led to several uprisings and battles.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't you hate the days when CCG actually has to do work at work?

are you saying you miss me when I’m gone … you did? … awww that’s so cute!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don't you hate the days when CCG actually has to do work at work?

Ssshhh don't be typing that shit so she can see it!

 

[Mr_bogey]

Things have gotten off to a bit of a slow start here on Titty Tuesday. While CCG is out recruiting, @PrettyLilPussy19 is going ham over in the tits and tacos thread.

I'm just thinking of poor @Lmizzler in that mean Ole dentist chair.

 

[Dubinsky]

1. Sabine War: According to legend, the Sabine War was fought in ancient Rome after the Romans abducted the Sabine women in order to increase their population and ensure the survival of their city. The Sabine men retaliated and a war ensued.
2. War of the Sicilian Vespers: The War of the Sicilian Vespers was fought between the French and the Aragonese in the 13th century, and one of the causes of the war was the rape of a Sicilian noblewoman by a French soldier.
3. Harem Conspiracy: The Harem Conspiracy was a series of revolts in the Ottoman Empire in the 16th century that were sparked by the rivalry between the wives and concubines of the sultan. The women were vying for power and influence in the sultan's court, and their machinations led to several uprisings and battles.

4. My Wife Last Weekend: I checked out an oncoming woman with large breasts and she hasn't let me forget it since.

 

[crazychemgirl]

They are powerful. This is true.

I once saw a post saying that for women to have good posture to imagine laser beams coming out of their nipples … and the laser beams should be parallel with the floor.

Remember this @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

So now on a regular basis when I’m walking I imagine the “pew pew” sounds of my powerful laser titties

 

[Bry1313]

I once saw a post saying that for women to have good posture to imagine laser beams coming out of their nipples … and the laser beams should be parallel with the floor.

Remember this @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

So now on a regular basis when I’m walking I imagine the “pew pew” sounds of my powerful laser titties

I would watch a movie that included laser titties as a plot device

 

[RosewoodTulip]

I once saw a post saying that for women to have good posture to imagine laser beams coming out of their nipples … and the laser beams should be parallel with the floor.

Remember this @LaisDeMarieDeFrance ??

So now on a regular basis when I’m walking I imagine the “pew pew” sounds of my powerful laser titties

Ok now I really want nipple laser beams!