Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

A couple of weeks ago, she told me she was gonna kick me in the nuts. After I explained that I didn't have nuts, she said she was gonna kick me in the vagina.


Yea, she's my kid.

Nerf wars seem fun at your house!

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Nerf wars seem fun at your house!

She ended up going after my boobs 'cuz they're squishy.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Who's tipsy at 7pm in a Friday night?

<--- this girl

Me! Cheers

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Me! Cheers

Cheers baby! What ya drinking?

 

[SherlockianMan]

Playing nerf guns with my kid and I remind her not to shoot me in the face. So she goes for the vagina instead.

It's nerf or nothing!

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Cheers baby! What ya drinking?

A Vino verde’ (white wine)

 

[Bry1313]

She ended up going after my boobs 'cuz they're squishy.

Me too

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

A Vino verde’ (white wine)

Loaded Coronas here

 

[LupineOne]

Loaded Coronas here

Corona and a lime wedge sounds really good right now

 

[LostGirlTink]

Who's tipsy at 7pm in a Friday night?

<--- this girl

how's 9:30? Because why the hell not?

 

[neakman]

A Vino verde’ (white wine)

literally green wine, or a "young wine". Can be white, red , or Rose' interesting Portuguese wine, I never have tried any of them, but I like the name.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Corona and a lime wedge sounds really good right now

Add some Bacardi to the bottle and it's a party

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

how's 9:30? Because why the hell not?

Hey gorgeous! Amy came back today, too. Did you see?

 

[LostGirlTink]

Hey gorgeous! Amy came back today, too. Did you see?

I did. Girls night? Happy hour? Let's fuck some shit up.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I did. Girls night? Happy hour? Let's fuck some shit up.

I'll meet you over there

 

[Trubbycat]

Drinking beer, watching the Mets get slaughtered

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

literally green wine, or a "young wine". Can be white, red , or Rose' interesting Portuguese wine, I never have tried any of them, but I like the name.

Rose’ over here

 

[neakman]

Rose’ over here

yes you are.......hahaha. Still wearing that Nats jersey I see.

 

[neakman]

My Braves have not fallen off the cliff like yours.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

@PlanetaryNebula

I love you for posting this for ME CCM. Ima cry

 

[SixShooter14]

I love you for posting this for ME CCM. Ima cry

Hi Nebs!!!

 

[Bbl87]

So, my wife just asked if I wanted to get drunk and make meatballs. Which should be fun. Unfortunately, making meatballs isn't a euphemism. Literally drinking bourbon and making meatballs.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I love you for posting this for ME CCM. Ima cry

It’s the truth babe

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

It’s the truth babe

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

Hi Nebs!!!

Hi six