Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

haha, it is on the list, but I think it will be a tube top. poofs only have so much netting.

Yeah … you need excessive… netting

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

If I have learned anything on Lit. it is that cucumbers are actually fruit.

If I have learned anything else on Lit, is that posts like this will ensure I get no action here for the next twelve months.

so cucumbers really do fit in with the fruit fucking thread. good to know.

 

[crazychemgirl]

If I have learned anything on Lit. it is that cucumbers are actually fruit.

If I have learned anything else on Lit, is that posts like this will ensure I get no action here for the next twelve months.

Did you know that the dots on the outside of a strawberry are strawberry ovaries??

 

[crazychemgirl]

Also a poof is what I call the thing hanging from my rear view mirror on the Jeep

 

[AngelicaS1780]

If I have learned anything on Lit. it is that cucumbers are actually fruit.

If I have learned anything else on Lit, is that posts like this will ensure I get no action here for the next twelve months.

Did you know that the dots on the outside of a strawberry are strawberry ovaries??

Posts like these make you both even sexier in my eyes.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Posts like these make you both even sexier in my eyes.

#dorkforlife

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1a1yOb1uDnMh

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1h9OZRcoFdun

 

[SherlockianMan]

How goes it, all? I'm sitting in a big ol work-paid for hotel room all by myself. Have a lovely view of Chicago interstate.

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1d5LMNf3QUXH

 

[crazychemgirl]

How goes it, all? I'm sitting in a big ol work-paid for hotel room all by myself. Have a lovely view of Chicago interstate.

Woo woo .. where are all the raging party librarians???

Should be half cut by now

 

[SherlockianMan]

Question for the group …

Would you rather fuck and Angel or a demon?

Devil knows all the tricks, but an angel would be far more fun to corrupt.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Woo woo .. where are all the raging party librarians???

Should be half cut by now

Meeting up here with some soon for sushi and drinks!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Meeting up here with some soon for sushi and drinks!

Have fun!!!

 

[SherlockianMan]

Have fun!!!

What do you call a bunch of drunk librarians?

A quiet riot.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

https://voca.ro/1d5LMNf3QUXH

Ill subscribe to this podcast

 

[crazychemgirl]

This one I fucked up but I kept it because it’s kind of funny

https://voca.ro/1cZaEPfvqG0I

 

[crazychemgirl]

https://voca.ro/1SzE7kcRhGWn

 

[crazychemgirl]

I was wondering how long before @Bry1313 listened to my sandwich PSA

 

[crazychemgirl]

Fucking Candy Mountain …

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Who's tipsy at 7pm in a Friday night?

<--- this girl

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Playing nerf guns with my kid and I remind her not to shoot me in the face. So she goes for the vagina instead.

 

[LupineOne]

Playing nerf guns with my kid and I remind her not to shoot me in the face. So she goes for the vagina instead.

Well, she’s your kid

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Well, she’s your kid

A couple of weeks ago, she told me she was gonna kick me in the nuts. After I explained that I didn't have nuts, she said she was gonna kick me in the vagina.


Yea, she's my kid.

 

[LupineOne]

A couple of weeks ago, she told me she was gonna kick me in the nuts. After I explained that I didn't have nuts, she said she was gonna kick me in the vagina.


Yea, she's my kid.

Good girl…you’ve trained her well