Sex & Shenanigans

[crazychemgirl]

Angel or Demon…….I mean if you are never gonna admit you are wrong, we are no longer siblings, we are spouses in the weirdest marriage ever.

I’ll forgive you if you take out the trash

 

[crazychemgirl]

I believe you are thinking of Thandiwe Newton who is also super hot!

Right?? She was posted earlier in the thread. LOVE her in Westworld

 

[LupineOne]

Question for the group …

Would you rather fuck and Angel or a demon?

Demon, no question

 

[Bry1313]

I’ll forgive you if you take out the trash

Is it a recycling week too? Did you bag the organics?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Demon, no question

I knew I liked you

 

[crazychemgirl]

Is it a recycling week too? Did you bag the organics?

Always dear … now just get in the bag and take yourself out.

*drum noise for terrible joke

 

[Bry1313]

Right?? She was posted earlier in the thread. LOVE her in Westworld

I claimed her first! Do not steal those boobs from me.

 

[LupineOne]

I knew I liked you

I didn’t even have to think about that one. Succubi are fun

 

[crazychemgirl]

I claimed her first! Do not steal those boobs from me.

You can’t claim boobs… that’s not cool dude

 

[crazychemgirl]

I didn’t even have to think about that one. Succubi are fun

Right?

I wonder if angels would be apologizing during sex or crying

 

[Mei5ter]

What is a halo but an over-sized cockring?

Hmmmmm...not sure about over-sized?

Although I suspect you may have an exceptionally large halo compared with the rest of us. Nimbus envy is a thing, as Draco Malfoy could tell you.

 

[Bry1313]

Right?

I wonder if angels would be apologizing during sex or crying

They’d be so dull.

 

[LupineOne]

Right?

I wonder if angels would be apologizing during sex or crying

Or just embracing the pleasure?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or just embracing the pleasure?

I still hope I go to hell

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

It's ok Bry. You are not alone

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dchsb1

#teamPickleBallClub #teamVeggieDelight

 

[crazychemgirl]

#teamPickleBallClub #teamVeggieDelight

But do veggies have enough lube to be satisfying?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

But do veggies have enough lube to be satisfying?

if I have learned anything for lit, it is that Cucumbers work.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Countdown … T-minus 30 minutes.

Then just a commute home and I can taste that sweet sweet alcohol

 

[Whiskeyjack]

It's ok Bry. You are not alone

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/dchsb1

Meatball all the way. Hot n' sloppy.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

What is a halo but an over-sized cockring?

Oh man, this is why we're friends.

 

[crazychemgirl]

if I have learned anything for lit, it is that Cucumbers work.

I mean … (the stupid cucumber emoji has it all cut up.. probably because of porn use.. but then why didn’t they cut up the eggplant? Or would people revolt?)

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Yesssssss… let’s be bad together

damn straight. it is a hobby of mine. (yeah, I have a lot of hobbies)

 

[crazychemgirl]

Meatball all the way. Hot n' sloppy.

I love meatball subs but then I have a weird thing about putting veggies on it too … my brain is so broken

 

[crazychemgirl]

damn straight. it is a hobby of mine. (yeah, I have a lot of hobbies)

Is one of your hobbies taking a poof-tank top photo?

 

[Justadesperatewifeandmom]

Is one of your hobbies taking a poof-tank top photo?

haha, it is on the list, but I think it will be a tube top. poofs only have so much netting.