Sex & Shenanigans

[Deleted member 6568729]

Slowly getting work done this morning and you people are not helping with my productivity!
Keep up the good work!

*pokes your butt*

 

[Lmizzler]

*pokes your butt*

Hey that tickles... are you doing this cause of all the male butt probing comments this morning?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Move over @Lord Pmann , there's a new Lord in town!

All day, every day. Come to me, child.

Forgive me sister, for I have sinned. It has been some months since my last confession.
I have not had anywhere near enough kinky sex.

Tell me...what do I need to do as penance....

I'm only one Lord, I might need to ordain a few ministers here to help if this gets out of hand.

I live to serve.

 

[Bry1313]

I'm only one Lord, I might need to ordain a few ministers here to help if this gets out of hand.

Just know, I signed up for baptism first

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Move over @Lord Pmann , there's a new Lord in town!

All day, every day. Come to me, child.

You better get started on the tax exempt status for all those "donations"

 

[MedicalMuse]

And all that time I've been mistaking orgasms for migraines. Do I need to stick ibuprofen and lysine up my butt afterwards?

Probably. Maybe some potassium. Eat a banana or a potato.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Hey that tickles... are you doing this cause of all the male butt probing comments this morning?

No. I mean yes. I mean, I wanted to do it anyway.

 

[Lmizzler]

Probably. Maybe some potassium. Eat a banana or a potato.

Thankfully the Nurse arrived just in time.

 

[Bry1313]

Probably. Maybe some potassium. Eat a banana or a potato.

I work with someone who eats potatoes raw. For some reason that disturbs me.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Just know, I signed up for baptism first

I'm pretty sure that was @crazychemgirl . Wait... are you her alt?!?

 

[SixShooter14]

I work with someone who eats potatoes raw. For some reason that disturbs me.

you've not?

I've eat quite a few right out of the ground. Wipe them off on your pants leg then munch. Surprisingly good on a hot day after digging them up for hours and hours.

 

[MedicalMuse]

I work with someone who eats potatoes raw. For some reason that disturbs me.

My grandpa used to eat them like apples.

Thankfully the Nurse arrived just in time.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I work with someone who eats potatoes raw. For some reason that disturbs me.

Thank you, I needed that laugh.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Forgive me sister, for I have sinned. It has been some months since my last confession.
I have not had anywhere near enough kinky sex.

Tell me...what do I need to do as penance....

I live to serve.

You must confess your deepest, darkest desires. Here. In an audio.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Guys … it’s 69 day

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm pretty sure that was @crazychemgirl . Wait... are you her alt?!?

No … I’m me!!

 

[Bry1313]

I'm pretty sure that was @crazychemgirl . Wait... are you her alt?!?

Shhhh….don’t tell anyone.

 

[SixShooter14]

Guys … it’s 69 day

lmao.... I wish I could celebrate

 

[Bry1313]

you've not?

I've eat quite a few right out of the ground. Wipe them off on your pants leg then munch. Surprisingly good on a hot day after digging them up for hours and hours.

NMK

 

[crazychemgirl]

You must confess your deepest, darkest desires. Here. In an audio.

I’m so on board with this!!!

 

[Bry1313]

No … I’m me!!

I’m CrazyChemGirl!

 

[Lmizzler]

you've not?

I've eat quite a few right out of the ground. Wipe them off on your pants leg then munch. Surprisingly good on a hot day after digging them up for hours and hours.

Around here we pick corn right off the stalk and it eat raw sometimes. Not quite as good as cooked but pretty amazing on a hot day for sure.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

I’m so on board with this!!!

And you... you must post a sexy black & white photo in the Undressed thread.

 

[SixShooter14]

And you... you must post a sexy black & white photo in the Undressed thread.

you first!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

No … I’m me!!

But isn't that EXACTLY what your alt would say!?