Sex & Shenanigans

[Bry1313]

Props to using nouns as verbs. I do it often and it drives people crazy.

Like when I said I forgot how to math.

I thought you guys used British-isms……therefore “maths”.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

Well, our attempt at seeing buttholes failed so I'm a little gun shy.

Its hump day so... @Mr_bogey ...? Time to make a girl's dreams come true?

 

[Radiantcurves87]

You didn't see me bitching yesterday? The Belmont might be postponed. If that happens, we are definitely declaring war on Canada.

Sorry, I missed you saying something. I mean I love a smell of a bonfire, but not this long. Not shocked about Belmont, but after what I heard about the aftermath of Kentucky Derby, I would want it postponed for the health of the horses.

 

[Rapharider]

My nips are old hat. I'm sure everyone has seen them by now.

You’re too modest. Although your nips would make a good place to hang my old hat.

 

[Bry1313]

Truth … we’re lacking in the tata department

I believe both you and @OrdinaryPerson possess said tatas. This is like when I served on volunteer boards in the past and unhelpful people would complain we weren’t doing something. My answer to those complainers was “we will never turn down your help in solving that problem”.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I thought you guys used British-isms……therefore “maths”.

Well some people do … but this was just me … saying how when I got to university I legit forgot how to math.

Or how I vagina’d the FUCK out of that dick the other night

 

[Bry1313]

We shall drown you in cheese curds and gravy my friend.

And now suddenly the Midwest has aligned with Canada against the Northeast.

 

[lakesailer_mi]

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i am a visual learner.

Or this: The big four divisions, then the nine subdivisions.
This is census

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I believe both you and @OrdinaryPerson possess said tatas. This is like when I served on volunteer boards in the past and unhelpful people would complain we weren’t doing something. My answer to those complainers was “we will never turn down your help in solving that problem”.

The fact that this is coming from you... gross.

 

[Bry1313]

Or this: The big four, then the Nine.
This is census
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Ope…..sorry Indie, you are Southern.

 

[Mr_bogey]

My nips are old hat. I'm sure everyone has seen them by now.

But has everyone committed their circumference to memory?

Um, wait, where is the edit button again? #notatallcreepy

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Or this: The big four divisions, then the nine subdivisions.
This is census
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Thank you, was not sure on the divisions. Figured you would correct.

 

[Bry1313]

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Oh come the fuck on with this abomination!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Or this: The big four divisions, then the nine subdivisions.
This is census
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That’s actually a really helpful map … I’m saving that. Thank you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Oh come the fuck on with this abomination!

It makes me want scrambled eggs so bad … little squirt of French’s ketchup … mmmm

 

[Mr_bogey]

How have we made it to page 39 of CCGs thread without seeing any boobs?

I didn't know I loved you til this very moment.

Fuck bry
#TeamOP

 

[crazychemgirl]

But has everyone committed their circumference to memory?

Um, wait, where is the edit button again? #notatallcreepy

I don’t know that I’ve ever measured mine in my life.

 

[Bry1313]

The fact that this is coming from you... gross.

My biggest pet peeve is whiners without solutions….well other than everything about you, so you are my two biggest pet peeves.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Ope…..sorry Indie, you are Southern.

Ugh. Don't let @shybutobscene hear this. I'll never live it down.

 

[Mr_bogey]

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i am a visual learner.

Don't you dare group me with the south. The Mid-Atlantic is a thing!

 

[Bry1313]

I didn't know I loved you til this very moment.

Fuck bry
#TeamOP

WTF Bogey, everytime i get an ally here…..boobs. Are you all this weak (ok I am but I thought others had more fortitude than that)

 

[Bbl87]

Every once in a blue moon. When I beg for it. Like it seriously involves me saying please and not in a kinky way.

So, we've tried her hanging off the bed, but my feet always slide back! I gotta have socks on, I hate cold feet. Ordered some of these bad boys though, should come in today.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

That’s actually a really helpful map … I’m saving that. Thank you.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Truth … we’re lacking in the tata department

Doesn't this coincide with something on your 'fuck it'list?

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

So, we've tried her hanging off the bed, but my feet always slide back! I gotta have socks on, I hate cold feet. Ordered some of these bad boys though, should come in today.

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Shes hanging on the other side of the bed right?