Sex & Shenanigans

[Photog1rl]

Awwww damn..... now you're brining out my professional side....
Nope....
US Census data shows about 20% of the population live in the region deemed "midwest."
The midwest is (officially, according to Census): Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, and South Dakota.

https://www.census.gov/popclock/pri...v/popclock/share/images/growth_1561939200.png
https://www.census.gov/programs-surveys/popest/about/glossary/geo-terms.html#:~:text=Census Regions and Divisions,-The Census Bureau&text=The Midwest region includes the,North Dakota, and South Dakota.

Thank you for this. I didn’t want I have to look it up.

 

[Photog1rl]

Stop pretending I didn't know that already

And she says it like it’s a bad thing.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Why? Am i not white, cute, and mild mannered?

The thought of snow makes you curl into a ball and yell for your mommy.

 

[Photog1rl]

ALIEN SEX!

what about if alien men penises had a vibration feature?

No more alien sex…

 

[Mr_bogey]

Tell me i got a better grade than Bry before you go.

Just be concerned about your own work and nevermind about Bryan.

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Awwww damn..... now you're brining out my professional side....
Nope....
US Census data shows about 20% of the population live in the region deemed "midwest."
The midwest is (officially, according to Census): Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, and South Dakota.

https://www.census.gov/popclock/pri...v/popclock/share/images/growth_1561939200.png
https://www.census.gov/programs-surveys/popest/about/glossary/geo-terms.html#:~:text=Census Regions and Divisions,-The Census Bureau&text=The Midwest region includes the,North Dakota, and South Dakota.

I was waiting for your professional side to show.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

The thought of snow make you curl into a ball and yell for your mommy.

So you agree with the other three statements? I thought you knew me Bogey.

 

[Photog1rl]

What if I just taped a vibrator to my penis?

Vibrating butt plugs are a great alternative.

 

[Bry1313]

What about vaginas with vibration?
Vaginas that have built in sperm disposal so unless pregnancy is the goal, you don’t have to worry about condoms
PLUS.. built in virus-blocker

You just made the perfect place even more perfect.

 

[Photog1rl]

Why? Am i not white, cute, and mild mannered?

Such an accurate description it’s scary!

 

[BongoGal]

Because of lack of tentacle and vibration ability …

For years I've pondered the idea of a prehensile tentacle-like penis. I am fond of them as they are, but I can't help but think that a penis that could, say, pick up a pencil and write its name would be able to do amazing things. Just imagine the potential for G-spot stimulation!

 

[Bry1313]

Proof. Or it didn’t happen

Do you think areoles are a verb? They refer to a noun, they don’t happen, they are. Stay thirsty my friend.

 

[Mr_bogey]

What about vaginas with vibration?
Vaginas that have built in sperm disposal so unless pregnancy is the goal, you don’t have to worry about condoms
PLUS.. built in virus-blocker

If I didn't make your vagina vibrate, I didn't do my job.

But those other ideas A+++

Someone call Elon Musk, stat.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Proof. Or it didn’t happen

My nips are old hat. I'm sure everyone has seen them by now.

 

[Bry1313]

Why? Am i not white, cute, and mild mannered?

You are whiter than me and I’m 75% Nordic.

 

[Mr_bogey]

We don’t want Oklahoma, the South can have that state.

How can I simultaneously hit the "like", "love" and "laugh" emoji?

Oh shit, I think I just qualified for a visit from "Dr. Rick"

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

How have we made it to page 39 of CCGs thread without seeing any boobs?

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Awwww damn..... now you're brining out my professional side....
Nope....
US Census data shows about 20% of the population live in the region deemed "midwest."
The midwest is (officially, according to Census): Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, and South Dakota.

https://www.census.gov/popclock/pri...v/popclock/share/images/growth_1561939200.png
https://www.census.gov/programs-surveys/popest/about/glossary/geo-terms.html#:~:text=Census Regions and Divisions,-The Census Bureau&text=The Midwest region includes the,North Dakota, and South Dakota.

i am a visual learner.

 

[hotoldrguy]

Where is @hotoldrguy with his plate of eggs splattered with ropes of ketchup when you need him.

And I didn't ask you.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Do you think areoles are a verb? They refer to a noun, they don’t happen, they are. Stay thirsty my friend.

I'm areolaing out loud over here.

 

[crazychemgirl]

How have we made it to page 39 of CCGs thread without seeing any boobs?

Truth … we’re lacking in the tata department

 

[Mr_bogey]

Just curious, anyone else in the Northeast dealing with the smoke from Canada fires?

You didn't see me bitching yesterday? The Belmont might be postponed. If that happens, we are definitely declaring war on Canada.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm areolaing out loud over here.

Props to using nouns as verbs. I do it often and it drives people crazy.

Like when I said I forgot how to math.

 

[crazychemgirl]

You didn't see me bitching yesterday? The Belmont might be postponed. If that happens, we are definitely declaring war on Canada.

We shall drown you in cheese curds and gravy my friend.

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

How have we made it to page 39 of CCGs thread without seeing any boobs?

Well, our attempt at seeing buttholes failed so I'm a little gun shy.