Sex & Shenanigans

[OrdinaryPerson]

Work is lame … can I hang out with you guys all day?

Tell me i got a better grade than Bry before you go.

 

[Mr_bogey]

I mean, come the fuck on with this song…..it’s huge.

Also, I’ve been to that desert, it feels like you are on a different planet when you are there.

We can definitely agree on JCSS.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Don't think of it as a shoulder injury. Think of it as a third nipple.*


*I swear I'm not trying to bring back the alien sex discussion.

ALIEN SEX!

what about if alien men penises had a vibration feature?

 

[Bry1313]

Tell me i got a better grade than Bry before you go.

If you did, I’m appealing to the academic review board. You did brands instead of bands!

 

[lakesailer_mi]

ALIEN SEX!

what about if alien men penises had a vibration feature?

You know, us men are already sensitive and insecure enough about our penises, do you *have* to suggest other ways we fail?

 

[crazychemgirl]

You know, us men are already sensitive and insecure enough about our penises, do you *have* to suggest other ways we fail?

Because of lack of tentacle and vibration ability …

Ok fair … how would you improve on vaginas as an alien?

 

[Mr_bogey]

ALIEN SEX!

what about if alien men penises had a vibration feature?

What if I just taped a vibrator to my penis?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sex injury, you say? Apparently one should not be hanging off the bed while going to pound town. View attachment 2239041

I legit thought that was your knee … until I realized what I was looking at.

Looks painful!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

It’s time to go to work and I’m sad … send me happy messages to read for when I get back online.

Happy messages include:

Pics of doggos
Funny jokes / memes (except SCP)
Sexual positions you think might cause injury (bonus points if you tried them and didn’t get injured)
Your dream car now Vs your dream car in your teens
Bands that have objectively horrible reputations but also kind of slay




Aaaaaaand commence.

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[lakesailer_mi]

Because of lack of tentacle and vibration ability …

Ok fair … how would you improve on vaginas as an alien?

LMAO....
I'm going to go with: you can't, Vaginas are the most perfect thing I've found in the world, they are heaven on earth.
That's my story, and I'm sticking ...um...it in to it???

 

[Mr_bogey]

Is it okie dokie to be from CA but identify as midwestern...?

In your case, definitely not.

 

[Rapharider]

Coincidentally, my areolas are about the same size.

Proof. Or it didn’t happen

 

[crazychemgirl]

What about vaginas with vibration?
Vaginas that have built in sperm disposal so unless pregnancy is the goal, you don’t have to worry about condoms
PLUS.. built in virus-blocker

 

[Bry1313]

From the southwest though I did live in Oklahoma for 9 yrs....

We don’t want Oklahoma, the South can have that state.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Proof. Or it didn’t happen

thirsty much?

 

[PandemicReader8]

So…I’m kind of afraid to ask but how many of y’all identify as midwestern???

Present

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

If you did, I’m appealing to the academic review board. You did brands instead of bands!

Im asking for accommodations for dyslexia.


Also just counting on CCG liking me more than you.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Isn’t midwestern just a catch all for like … 75% of the USA?

 

[Mr_bogey]

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How did you get a pic of the back window of Salty's car?

 

[Bry1313]

In your case, definitely not.

High five my man

 

[Radiantcurves87]

Just curious, anyone else in the Northeast dealing with the smoke from Canada fires?

 

[lakesailer_mi]

Isn’t midwestern just a catch all for like … 75% of the USA?

Awwww damn..... now you're brining out my professional side....
Nope....
US Census data shows about 20% of the population live in the region deemed "midwest."
The midwest is (officially, according to Census): Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio, Wisconsin, Iowa, Kansas, Minnesota, Missouri, Nebraska, North Dakota, and South Dakota.

https://www.census.gov/popclock/pri...v/popclock/share/images/growth_1561939200.png
https://www.census.gov/programs-sur...n includes the,North Dakota, and South Dakota.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

In your case, definitely not.

Why? Am i not white, cute, and mild mannered?

 

[Photog1rl]

Is it okie dokie to be from CA but identify as midwestern...?

I mean if you want to by all means. There are worse things to identify as.
I don’t think I could even fake my way through believably being midwestern I’m too much of a straightforward bitch.
I do seem to be drawn towards them-probably cause they are good people and tolerant too reserved to call me out.

 

[Mr_bogey]

Coincidentally, my areolas are about the same size.

Stop pretending I didn't know that already