Sex & Shenanigans

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

But that’s just ONE kind of alien … some could just be human-like with dual dicks

But do they give you some kind of warning? "By the way, my seed will grow within you and gnaw on your innards. Just an FYI." I doubt it!

 

[Bry1313]

Recently bought a tripod for my phone with a remote shutter to up my thirst trap game

Maybe there’s better uses

Way behind on this thread, but there are none better uses, none.

 

[Photog1rl]

I wanna fuck on a real train

Versus fucking on toy trains? That sounds painful.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

What is one phrase that gives you chills?

"We have an in office meeting and your old boss will be there."

Oh wait, you meant GOOD chills?

 

[Bry1313]

Banana pudding it is. I'm taking on all challenges this weekend. Who's game?

I volunteer as tribute! (Yeah I’m 12 hours behind)

 

[Mr_bogey]

I wanna fuck on a real train

Somebody wore out their Risky Business dvd

 

[Deleted member 6568729]

Versus fucking with toy trains? That sounds painful.

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Don’t t sex toy shame me!

Im not! Just reminding you not to fill up just ONE basket

 

[crazychemgirl]

But do they give you some kind of warning? "By the way, my seed will grow within you and gnaw on your innards. Just an FYI." I doubt it!

I guess that’s a risk some are willing to take for the chance to get it on with an alien

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

What is one phrase that gives you chills?

This one time I was with a girl, she pulled open my jeans, and my fully hard cock popped out. She let out a breathy "nice" before she lovingly devoured my cock. I actually think about that a lot. The way she said it. With purpose and eagerness. So yeah "nice" comes to mind.

 

[crazychemgirl]

"We have an in office meeting and your old boss will be there."

Oh wait, you meant GOOD chills?

I actually meant both… thanks for running with it.

 

[Photog1rl]

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

NMK

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Anything can be a dildo if you're brave enough.

I'm definitely not this brave.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I'm definitely not this brave.

You and me both

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

But do they give you some kind of warning? "By the way, my seed will grow within you and gnaw on your innards. Just an FYI." I doubt it!

Yea @rlaflamme !

 

[Radiantcurves87]

I'm definitely not this brave.

Same, instead of a toy train, I will settle or try for a wooden train whistle.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

I'm definitely not this brave.

What if breakfast was provided?

 

[Joxlrg]

They dont call it a caboose for nuthin

 

[rlaflamme]

But do they give you some kind of warning? "By the way, my seed will grow within you and gnaw on your innards. Just an FYI." I doubt it!

Maybe.... lol

 

[rlaflamme]

Yea @rlaflamme !

Hey! I am innocent!!

 

[crazychemgirl]

Hey! I am innocent!!

If you’re here… it’s guaranteed you’re not innocent

 

[rlaflamme]

If you’re here… it’s guaranteed you’re not innocent

Okay, so not completely innocent, but close, sometimes, maybe, kind of....

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

If you’re here… it’s guaranteed you’re not innocent

I resemble that remark! Um, I mean I resent that insinuation!

 

[Bry1313]

You can join silly. And make us breakfast!

Sits next to you at breakfast….I’ve missed ya babe.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Hey! I am innocent!!

If you lie and let that nose grow too much you will never fly in your spaceship again.... fyi