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[Rustyoznail]

Did you ever recover the Prince Albert in a can that was left in your behind?

That sounds... Extremely painful.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What? Sounding's extremely painful.

Really? I always thought it tickled.

 

[yowser]

Really? I always thought her fickle.

Hardly. You should see her after hours at the local.

 

[AWalkinTheWoods]

Hardly. You should see her after hours at the local.

Marty is always singing in the shower. You should hear his vocals.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Marty is always singing in the shower. You should hear his vocals.

AWalk: You've given a nice "mishearing," but you're supposed to edit the quote to read that way, and then comment on it,. The next poster then 'mishears' your comment.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Awkward: You’re given a nice “Ménage à trois,” but you’re supposed to excite the quim to react that way, and then cum on it. The next person then ‘massages’ your equipment.

I've never quite mastered social niceties.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I've never quietly masturbated on Sophia's nighties.

Noisy fetishes will eventually get you caught!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Noisy galoshes will eventually get you caught!

I don't know why you wear them. You take them off to play in the mud puddle anyway.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I don't know why you wear them. You take them off to play in Maude's pudenda anyway.

She likes to watch me roll them on my erection.

 

[Britva415]

She likes to watch me roll them up in carpets.

Are we talking about getting rid of bodies?

 

[Photog1rl]

Are we talking about making more bot toddies?

Because I only drink those in the winter.

 

[yowser]

Because I only sink those in the water.

Ah, another confessional memoir from an incompetent river boat pilot.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

When you've got the nuns, it's easy to have mammary fun together.

Ah! A paradise of pleasure found beneath the wimples!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Truly a land of bilk and money!

Are we talking D.C. here?

 

[Rustyoznail]

Are we talking PC here?

I thought this was the last place we'd be minding out P's and Q's.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I thought this was the last place we'd be finding our Pricks and Quims.

Everything is always in the last place you look.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

I hear the apple pies are to kill for.

Life is short, then you die.

 

[Shanes_OralOrations]

A Life cut short, with a side of fries.

After all, you are what you eat.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Eat me.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Shelly serviced sailors like a cheap whore

In the navy, you can sail the seven seas.

 

[yowser]

In the gravy, you can sail the seven fleas.

I always wondered about the origins of the name 'gravy boat.'

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Those horny farm animals will fuck just about anything.

I really need to get my house cleaned up.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I really need to get my blouse cleaned up.

Some women leave the stain as a souvenir, you know.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Wedding rituals can be pretty unique sometimes.

I read in one European country, the bride's father sleep with her on the wedding night first. Sort of a handover ceremony.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Irene did one urethane contraption, the ride’s rather deep. Withered on your wedding night first? So try a hand... or pepperoni.

A toy is an object used to provide entertainment.