Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Tio_Narratore]

The hot wives of a city are a big reason for someone to come there.

Yes many come to cum.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

That was a surprise; his blushing bride was a hermaphrodite.

New opportunities presented themselves on the wedding night.

 

[BIGDADDY90]

it’s the sweat and the boxer briefs that cause your shaft to stick to your balls not the pussy juice from last night

 

[Tio_Narratore]

New opportunities presented themselves on the welding site.

I hope you didn't try to give yourself an iron-hard rod!

 

[yowser]

I hope you didn't try to give yourself an iron hot rod!

The golden days of drag racing are long over.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The golden days of drag rating are long over.

RuPaul might digress!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Why do we have to bring Pollyanna into this?

It's always more fun when the girl's naive.

 

[Rustyoznail]

It's always more fun when you go native.

True, but going au naturel in the middle of a winter snowstorm is not my idea of a good time.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

True, but going au naturel in the middle of a winter snow hut is my idea of a good time.

Definitely. It takes human body heat to get the temperature above freezing in an igloo.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Definitely. It takes human body heat to get the temperature above freezing in bed

Spending time outdoors is one of the best ways to connect with nature

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Spending time outdoors is one of the best ways to correct your nature

Nothing better than bear country to strip away your arrogance.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Nothing better than a Brazilian to strip away your hairy expanse.

Once again, it's time for my back, sack, and crack wax.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Once again, it's time to get the flat pack unwrapped.

You know, it might be time to think about spending more than fifty bucks on a bed. You seem to go through a lot of them.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You know, it might be time to think about spending more than fifty bucks on a bed. You seem to go through a lot of them.

("She took my arm and led me quickly
To the place she used for sleep;
Dirty old room with a straw-filled mattress -
Wasn't too clean but she sure was cheap."
from: "The Winnipeg Whore")

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You know, it might be time to think about servicing more than fifty blokes on a bet. I'm sure you can go through a lot more of them.

I'm game? What odds are you giving?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I came! Shot gobs on your bedding?

Sophia has another load of washing to do.

 

[yowser]

Godiva has another load of gushing to do.

She was always the one with the wet saddle.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

She was always the one who liked to be paddled.

And we just loved reddening her sweet cheeks.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Amorican knights are holier than thou in a lot of godly ways.

Maybe, but cleanliness wasn't one them.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

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Honestly, that's the missing word, that I misheard, on the first three readings!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Honestly, that's the messy wound that I suffered on the first three beatings!

The BDSM lifestyle has its tribulations.

 

[yowser]

The BDSM wifestyle has its tribulations.

Marriage has always had its challenges, but if your spouse is tied down, straying will never be an issue.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Living in Torquemada's company has never appealed to me.

Si, Señora, but Padre Tomás will always be there to help with your confession.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Yes, but a greasy, deep-holed twink is such a decadent delight.

"If you go chasing rabbits, you know you're going to fall."

 

[Rustyoznail]

"If you go chasing rare bits, you know you're going to fail."

The tortoiseshell pussy colouring is, unfortunately, just a legend.