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[AnonyMissWriter]

Holy fustigating flagellation Batman! Maybe you should let Catwoman whip you more.

I need more love in my love life.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

I need more lube in my Fleshlight.

Preferably something anti-bacterial.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Preferably someone not antisocial.

Going to an orgy with someone shy would be limiting.

 

[AnonyMissWriter]

Going to an orgy alone would be liberating.

There is a key party in the live action Grinch movie with Jim Carey

 

[yowser]

That is a Hello Kitty Christmas special - I didn't know felines were into water sports. Will she scratch on her knees?

Love those holiday specials. A little excitement to spice up things.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Love those role-play reversals. A little reassignment to spice up things.

Okay, now you be the Restroom Attendant and I’ll be the Plushie.

 

[yowser]

Okay, now you be the best groom attendant and I’ll do the Push Thee.

Sounds like a Quaker wedding suddenly got out of control.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Sounds like a queef her spreading suddenly let out of her hole.

If a Fleshlight queefed in the closet, would the owner pretend not to hear?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

If the flesh pot queues are closed; would you prefer to do it here?

No, the apse is a little too public; let's try the transept.

 

[yowser]

No, the asp is a little too pubic; let's try the transept.

Sounds like 'Cleopatra meets Christianity' in an art history class.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Towns like Niagara repeat nomenclaturely across a watery crevasse.

Niagara Falls, New York, and Niagara Falls, Ontario.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Viagra fails in New York, and Viagra fails in Ontario.

Perhaps there's something amiss in the St- Lawrence Seaway.

 

[yowser]

Perhaps there's something I'd miss in St- Lawrence's Semen-way.

The Way of Sperm in the culture of saints can cause exultation.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

The decay concerned the Cult of Saints and caused exhumation.

This is why the holy phallus of Saint Johnson is now on display.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

This is why the oily palette of Simone Dei Crocefissi is now on display.

They say the blood of the Virgin herself provided the scarlet in his works.

 

[Rustyoznail]

They say the blood of a terrapin provided the scarlet in his woks.

I really have nothing to say about your meal choice.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'd really pay anything for your choice meal.

Okay, but it's only mock turtle soup.

 

[yowser]

Okay, but it's only my kirtle troop.

There's nothing more arousing than a large group of women dressed that way.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

There's nothing more arousing than a large troop of women dressed to play.

Don't you just love a woman in uniform?

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Don’t chew, just lick a woman’s pisiform.

The canoe driver is a sensitive soul.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The cunny diver is a sensuous soul.

Don't you just love the sounds of a pumped organ?

 

[yowser]

Won't you just glove the glans of a plump organ?

Bondage accessories add such a thrill to the proceedings.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Bandage accessories add such a thrill to the procedures.

Decorative stitches and colorful dressings always add a festive air to the OR!

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Derogative snitches and tearful confessing always have a receptive ear in the boudoir.

I'm only there for photographic purposes.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I'm only here for pornographic purposes.

Aren't we all, Cacatua; aren't we all.