Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[Britva415]

Patrick Swayze triumphs against death, again!

Who knew Ghost was so foreshadowing.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Who knew guests were so foreboding.

Everyone knows you're not supposed to invite vampires in!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Everyone knows you're not supposed to invite politicians in!

I know. It was a moment of weakness. Garlic, a crucifix, and a copy of "Buffy" had no effect. However, I waved an invitation to the opening of a child care centre, and they were off!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I know. It was a moment of wickedness. A garish crucifix and a buffered floppy had no effect. However, I waved an invitation to the opening of a wild vicar centre, and they were off!

Mixing politics and religion always has a bad end.

 

[Britva415]

Mixing garlic and strawberries always has a bad end.

Raw, cooked, or marinated, there is no way this unholy combination can work.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Crow - cooked or marinated. There is no way this unwholesome condiment can work.

Yet many people find themselves eating it.

 

[yowser]

Bet many people find themselves eating it!

Bets on corvid consumption are rarely wasted.

 

[Britva415]

Bets on covid consumption are rarely wasted.

It's the 21st century, we haven't called it "consumption" since Doc Holliday kacked.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It's the 21st century, we haven't called it "consumption" since Doc Holliday kacked.

You're supposed to "mishear" the post, "quote" your mishearing, and then comment on the "misheard" statement.

 

[Britva415]

You're supposed to "mishear" the post, "quote" your mishearing, and then comment on the "misheard" statement.

Look closer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Look closer.

I did. You've quoted Yowser verbatim.

Bets on corvid consumption are rarely wasted. (By Yowser)
Bets on covid consumption are rarely wasted. (By Britva415)

 

[Britva415]

I did. You've quoted Yowser verbatim.

Bets on corvid consumption are rarely wasted. (By Yowser)
Bets on covid consumption are rarely wasted. (By Britva415)

lol, fgs, it's RIGHT THERE

Maybe you should count letters. Let me know what happens when you get to #9

 

[Tio_Narratore]

lol, fgs, it's RIGHT THERE

Maybe you should count letters. Let me know what happens when you get to #9

Okay. My apologies. I missed the covid. I will look more closely in the future.

 

[Britva415]

Okay. My apologies. I missed the corvid. I will look more closely in the future.

Corvids have what to do with "consumption," again?

For real, for a minute I thought you were... wait for it... deliberately mishearing me

It was subtle, I grant.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Corvids have what to do with "consumption," again?

For real, for a minute I thought you were... wait for it... deliberately mishearing me

It was a subtitle, ingrate!

So? I expected top-of-the-marquee billing!

 

[yowser]

It's the 21st century, we haven't had "conspicuous consumption" since Doc Holliday's impact.

Just because he sported a pair of ivory handled pistols is no reason to wealth-shame him.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Just because he spotted a pair of ivory-billed petrels is no reason to fame-name him.

Seems like an impressive find for an ornithologist, if you ask me.

 

[yowser]

Sex of an impressive kind for a pornithologist, if you ask me.

My word, the erotic boundaries become limitless!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

My word, the erotic bounders have become limitless!

We've tried to rein them in, but the women have blocked us!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

And here I was, thinking you were supposed to oil my boobies.

Sorry about the sunburn, Madame Libre.

 

[yowser]

Never apologize for lascivious cervical constriction.

Love means never having to say you're sorry.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Gloves means never having to say you're worried.

Let no prints be left behind!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Let no Prince be left behind!

Especially a ginger out the back of some pub in rural England.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Essentially, a grinder in the backside of some bud in rural England.

Well, at least it seems an honest self-assessment.

 

[Cacatua_Galerita]

Swell, I honestly like severe self-flaggelation.

Did you ever recover the Prince Albert that was left in your behind?