Misquote the person above you AGAIN

[yowser]

Some strange monk will fellate!

Wait til the abbot hears about this!

 

[Rustyoznail]

Wait til Abbott hears about your shenanigans!

I didn't think Abbott and Costello were that sort of duo. Learn something new every day.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

I didn't think habits and costumes were that sort of duds. Learn some new fetish every day.

One nun's habit is another woman's costume!

 

[Rustyoznail]

One mum's hobbit is another woman's cockrel!

Yes, she said feet size is very relevant to other areas.

 

[yowser]

Yes, she said fetishise relatives in other areas.

Doesn't seem to offer any improvements to those nearby.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Doesn't she offer vaginal intromission to the needy?

It wasn't included in her community service sentence.

 

[Rustyoznail]

Was it included in the community theatre production schedule?

The 'Story of O'? No. The labia piercing scene would be hard to do night after night.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The 'Story of O'? No. The lack of perception by the Romans would be hard to write right.

Yes! Talk about mathematical illiteracy!

 

[LizVegas79]

Yes! Talk about matrimonial illiteracy!

If you know of anyone with a nice, big clock please let me know because I really need one. I want my friends to see me with it and say, "wow, that's a really big clock, Liz. Where did you find it? Can I borrow it sometime?"

 

[yowser]

If you know of anyone with a nice, big dock please let me know because I really need one. I want my friends to see me there and say, "wow, that's a really big dock, Liz. Where did you find it? Can I borrow it sometime?"

Well, big boats do float many fantasies, just look for massive estuaries and multiple piers.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Well, big breasts do create many fantasies, just look for massive mammaries and multiple piercings.

Heavy Metal Nipples?

 

[LizVegas79]

Well, big boats do float many fantasies, just look for massive estuaries and multiple piers.

Thanks for not going with the obvious yowser - and yes, it was a test lol

Heavy Metal Ripples?

There's so much pollution in the ocean these days even the waves are full of heavy metal so watch out when you're swimming!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Thanks for not going with the obvious yowser - and yes, it was a test lol



There's so much pollution in the ocean these days even the Waves are full of heavy metal, so watch out who you're rimming!

Those Navy gals are quite attractive in their uniforms, but, still, you must be careful!

 

[yowser]

Those gravy gals are quite attractive in their grease, but, still, you must be careful!

The variations of nude wrestling continue to astonish me.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The temptations of nude wrestling continue to attract me.

Follow your heart, but please wear a luchadore mask.

 

[Rustyoznail]

You can fart, but please, I'm wearing a gas mask.

You don't like the combination of baked beans, raw onion and garlic? Some cultures find that an alluring aphrodisiac.

 

[yowser]

They don't like the combination of flaked beans, sawed onions and garlic? Some vultures find that an alluring avian amnesiac.

You never know what’s exactly going on in the minds of airborne raptors.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You never know what’s exactly going on in the minds of airborne paratroops.

Perhaps their main thoughts are of their chutes actually opening.

 

[yowser]

Perhaps their main thoughts are of their shoots actually hitting.

The inevitable gunslinger's barjoke: eats, shoots and leaves.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

The inevitable cunilinguist's bar joke: eats, shoots and leaves.

Hopefully his partner enjoys the climax as well.

 

[yowser]

Hopefully his partner employs the climbing axe as well.

Glissading down those glaciers without one means one dead mountaineer.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Glossing over those galaxies without one means one dead astronaut.

May the fourth be with you, too.

 

[LizVegas79]

May a fifth be enough for you.

It doesn't matter what month it is. Cinco is a lot for one girl!

 

[Rustyoznail]

It doesn't matter what mom says. A sextet is a lot for one girl!

Well, she's always loved helping people, and is great at time management.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

It does matter whose mouth it is. Tio does a lot for one girl!

Gee, Liz. Thanks for the compliment.