Things/kinks/fetishes that are hot in erotica/porn less so in real life.

[djrip]

I had a pretty good time getting snipped, honestly. An older nurse came in with a younger one and was teaching her to prep. They both looked South Asian and lovely despite the practical and professional attire. I was undressed and on the table, having shaved previously as requested, and the one nurse instructed the other to clean my genital area. For one minute, she said. She was using an antiseptic wipe from a packet, in her gloved hands. She held my penis up and started to wipe up and down its sides and underneath. It was starting to seem like it was going on for a long time, her wiping up and down there. I was very focused on not enjoying it. I managed to maintain my subdued posture. After a few seconds the other nurse realized there'd been a misunderstanding and said, "no, one minute for the whole area, not just on his penis..."

 

[Zenith77]

So what things/kinks/fetishes (call them what you may) do you love to write about but which don't always measure up in real life?

From a slightly different perspective... I just finished a story based around 'dollification'. (Not my kink; this was a fan request, so I can't claim I 'love to write about' it.) Seems to me that there's a bunch of fetishes (like dollification) that don't actually work in real life. Still kinda hot though.

I think a lot of (particularly non-vanilla) fantasies are fantasies purely because they don't measure up IRL, and in some cases simply aren't possible IRL - destined to always remain a fantasy.

 

[AlinaX]

I love writing dollification. For some readers it can be triggering, however.

 

[yowser]

I love writing dollification. For some readers it can be triggering, however.

Another kink whistles over my head, and I'm not even ducking.

Don't suppose this might be 'voodoo dollification?' The imagination runs wild ...

 

[Bramblethorn]

This is why those of us who are experienced in these matters always choose a handy tree or log to... er... brace against.

*thinks about all the things that live in hollows in trees and logs*

 

[AlinaX]

Another kink whistles over my head, and I'm not even ducking.

Don't suppose this might be 'voodoo dollification?' The imagination runs wild ...

Takes various forms, e.g., transformation of human into blow-up sex doll, but the theme is always a human losing control of their body but still being aware.

 

[SimonDoom]

I love writing dollification. For some readers it can be triggering, however.

What's your favorite of the dollification stories you've written?

 

[ElectricBlue]

What's your favorite of the dollification stories you've written?

Yes, I'm intrigued, too. I've had vague ideas for some kind of a "doll" story for some time.

 

[TheRedChamber]

TheRedChamber: you must be tongue-in-cheek about the female dentist. Even masochists don't want things done to their teeth.

Partly. I did have an encounter with a sexy dentist a few years ago where I wondered where exactly the 'hell yes would turn into a 'hell no' for a masocist. Probably one for humour if I do write it.

 

[Smuttyandfun]

Sand in...places.

Sand has got to be the worst. Rolling around kissing and getting naked on the beach in the dark sounds like heaven, till you try to get all that scratchy sand out from where it snuck, while you too busy to care.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Partly. I did have an encounter with a sexy dentist a few years ago where I wondered where exactly the 'hell yes would turn into a 'hell no' for a masocist. Probably one for humour if I do write it.

I've had a couple of young female dentists (they are actually students) at the clinic I go to, but it would be impossible for me to think about them in a sexual way. I'm sure when they see me, at age 67, they don't think about me that way either.

Unless I was Al Pacino (age 81), but I'm not!

P.S.: That doesn't seem to be working either.

https://radaronline.com/p/al-pacino-girlfriend-noor-alfallah-sick-of-him-breakup/

 

[gunhilltrain]

I had a colonscopy a while ago that was administered by a very striking 40ish lady and a rather cute nurse. Some of it was unpleasant but there were certain elements of it that I somehow found quite erotic. It got me to thinking what it would be like to be tied down and the two women do unspeakable things to me. I have tried writing it up in a story but haven't quite got it right yet.

The one thing I know for sure is that I will fantasise about it until then cows come home, but if I was offered such an opportunity, I would probably run away faster than Usain Bolt.

It's quite a challenge to have a colonoscopy in an erotic story.

 

[MrPixel]

It's quite a challenge to have a colonoscopy in an erotic story.

Especially when you consider the two days of "bowel cleansing" prep. Ugh.

Unless you want to consider eating the green jello out of some maiden's navel. I could do that.

 

[gunhilltrain]

As somebody who dated flight attendants for a few years, I can confirm this. In the air was work; on the ground was fun... when they weren't on the phone trying to move their schedules around. They spent a lot of time on the phone.

I would guess they do that online and probably on their smartphones now. Gosh. 40 years ago. How time flies.

There was that book (in the 1960's?) Coffee, Tea, or Me?, which probably had some dubious tales in it. Stewardesses, before they became flight attendants.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Takes various forms, e.g., transformation of human into blow-up sex doll, but the theme is always a human losing control of their body but still being aware.

As we've said here before, it's always someone else's kink that seems weird. One's own are just darling.

 

[AlinaX]

What's your favorite of the dollification stories you've

My favourite is The Magic Corset, but there's an interesting play on it in Ship's Whore too.

As we've said here before, it's always someone else's kink that seems weird. One's own are just darling.

I've always been into transformation erotica, but I'm happy if that's considered weird.

 

[BarracudaSwordfish]

Especially when you consider the two days of "bowel cleansing" prep. Ugh.

Unless you want to consider eating the green jello out of some maiden's navel. I could do that.

It's quite a challenge to have a colonoscopy in an erotic story.

Precisely why I haven't managed to nail it yet!

 

[gunhilltrain]

I've always been into transformation erotica, but I'm happy if that's considered weird.

If that is what you wish to write, that is fine.

 

[Codoc24]

I like to write about a woman deep-throating. Maybe because I have never met a woman who could do it? My loss, I'm sure. (note: I'm bigger than average but certainly not porn star size, so that's not the reason they couldn't DT)

 

[AlinaX]

Deep throat isn't difficult, so long as you know how and you're in control. Full admiration, though, to anyone who can endure face-fucking and extended breath-denial.

 

[gunhilltrain]

Deep throat isn't difficult, so long as you know how and you're in control. Full admiration, though, to anyone who can endure face-fucking and extended breath-denial.

This is going to sound strange, but I guess it is analogous to sword-swallowing, only the latter is even more difficult as well as being dangerous. The only place I'm sure I've seen footage of it is the woman in Bruce Springsteen's "Tunnel of Love" video. It makes me wonder why anybody would try to learn that, but I guess it pays pretty well at carnivals and such.

 

[tenyari]

I like to write about a woman deep-throating. Maybe because I have never met a woman who could do it?

Yeah I even gag on my toothbruth so...

There are quite a few things in erotica or porn that in RL would be nightmares. The dollification one above comes to mind. The entire genre of tentacle porn is another. Personally I find anything even within a mile of D/s to be horror material.

I write a lot of 'nude' stories so I'm often thinking about 'this situation would be very uncomfortable or awkward if it actually happened. Sometimes I'll even put that into the story if it's happening outside of a moment of erotic tension.

The prior story on 69ing had me just thinking of the smell given my nose is a bit further back there.

In porn every time I see an anal scene that is followed by a vaginal penetration or oral of that member all I can think of is infections or the taste of 'fertilizer'... So I guess those ones don't even work for me in erotic scenes...

 

[ronde]

In porn every time I see an anal scene that is followed by a vaginal penetration or oral of that member all I can think of is infections or the taste of 'fertilizer'... So I guess those ones don't even work for me in erotic scenes...

The whole anal thing in porn is a real turn-off for me because I've had the experience, and it doesn't work like that. The road less traveled isn't self-lubricating, so you don't just pull out of door number 1 and ram into door number 2. If you really tried that, you'd hurt yourself or your partner or both. I can promise she wouldn't moan in passion, scream in agony perhaps, but she wouldn't be moaning. That takes time, a lot of time, and a whole lot of lube before it's even halfway comfortable.

The vaginal penetration or oral after anal sex is not only not erotic, it's just plain stupid.

To me, most anal in porn is really just abuse, but maybe that's the point.

 

[curiouschattycouple]

Ficklicking. Hot idea, just don't like the idea of some dude's sweaty balls in my face.

 

[tenyari]

The whole anal thing in porn is a real turn-off for me

The vaginal penetration or oral after anal sex is not only not erotic, it's just plain stupid.

To me, most anal in porn is really just abuse, but maybe that's the point.

Yeah, that's how I've always felt about it. Nobody's going in there, and if they do they aren't getting anywhere else anytime soon after.

Years ago I got into an argument with a guy about it. He was military and this was during the don't ask don't tell days so I told him that if really wanted that - my hometown was full of gay bars for him to go to.

Yeah, that'd get me cancelled if I said it in today's world. But buggery is not my thing.