Friends

[Mo_Bandy]

Well I'd never sleep with your ex-girlfriend. Even if she starts to flirt with me again.

 

[MedicalMuse]

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts.

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Because that's the kind of friend that you've got.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Friends: good thing to have, also a lame TV show.

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

Friends: Ones we can depend on

 

[Cindy027]

Friends: good thing to have, also a lame TV show.

I am the polar opposite on the tv show.

 

[AmberLGreen]

If a fight breaks out and you're the cause of it

 

[Deleted member 6592667]

I am the polar opposite on the tv show.

Perfectly cool. Everyone I know is totally split on it. Lol

If a fight breaks out and you're the cause of it

A fights gonna break out? But this is a place for loving. Noooooooo

 

[Mo_Bandy]

If a fight breaks out and you're the cause of it

In some redneck bar where you've been talking shit?

 

[AmberLGreen]

I would not forsake you later in that parking lot

 

[Mo_Bandy]

I would not forsake you later in that parking lot

Because that's the kind of friend that you've got.

 

[Cindy027]

Because that's the kind of friend that you've got.

Woody

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Woody

Through the laughter and the tears we go stumbling through the years

 

[XsNrg]

Friends make your best sex partners....

 

[Cindy027]

Through the laughter and the tears we go stumbling through the years

No it was a tenuous link to Toy Story

 

[AmberLGreen]

Through the laughter and the tears we go stumbling through the years

A bit dysfunctional well folks might say

 

[Mo_Bandy]

A bit dysfunctional well folks might say

I've got the dirt on you.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I've got the dirt on you.

Hey, I've got plenty on you too

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hey, I've got plenty on you too

I pray we stay together all our days.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Well this won’t be the first time I have made a twat of myself!

I know a lot of women try to e-bed @Mo_Bandy because he really is as hot as fuck but, despite being a man whore, he does play hard to get. Now ladies, you are doing it all wrong. Don’t try to get his attention by music, alcohol, food, sport or big titties, you just need to read song lyrics to him.

So, as requested Mo, here is “Friends” by Cracker. You owe me a night of debauchery

https://voca.ro/14lQYQdV74Id

 

[Mo_Bandy]

So when you're on a date
And you finally bring that girl home.
You put a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo
And you disconnect the phone

Then I show up drunk and raving,
And then I pass out on the spot
'Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Well this won’t be the first time I have made a twat of myself!

I know a lot of women try to e-bed @Mo_Bandy because he really is as hot as fuck but, despite being a man whore, he does play hard to get. Now ladies, you are doing it all wrong. Don’t try to get his attention by music, alcohol, food, sport or big titties, you just need to read song lyrics to him.

So, as requested Mo, here is “Friends” by Cracker. You owe me a night of debauchery

https://voca.ro/14lQYQdV74Id

Thanks you are fucking awesome.

 

[Mo_Bandy]