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Mo_Bandy

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Well I'd never sleep with your ex-girlfriend. Even if she starts to flirt with me again.
 
Allow me to apologize for my slightly wicked thoughts.
 
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Well this wonā€™t be the first time I have made a twat of myself!

I know a lot of women try to e-bed @Mo_Bandy because he really is as hot as fuck but, despite being a man whore, he does play hard to get. Now ladies, you are doing it all wrong. Donā€™t try to get his attention by music, alcohol, food, sport or big titties, you just need to read song lyrics to him.

So, as requested Mo, here is ā€œFriendsā€ by Cracker. You owe me a night of debauchery šŸ˜

https://voca.ro/14lQYQdV74Id
 
So when you're on a date
And you finally bring that girl home.
You put a little Captain Beefheart on the stereo
And you disconnect the phone

Then I show up drunk and raving,
And then I pass out on the spot
'Cause that's the kind of friend that you've got
 
Well this wonā€™t be the first time I have made a twat of myself!

I know a lot of women try to e-bed @Mo_Bandy because he really is as hot as fuck but, despite being a man whore, he does play hard to get. Now ladies, you are doing it all wrong. Donā€™t try to get his attention by music, alcohol, food, sport or big titties, you just need to read song lyrics to him.

So, as requested Mo, here is ā€œFriendsā€ by Cracker. You owe me a night of debauchery šŸ˜

https://voca.ro/14lQYQdV74Id
Thanks you are fucking awesome.
 
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