What’s your most controversial opinion?

Rely bacon is obviously “real bacon”. You know how to speak “tipsy Amber” 😁

You don’t have real bacn. You have that thin, fatty stuff that has to be basically burnt to get a good crisp on it
And you would ruin bacon, why? There is also thick bacon, if you must.
 
Don’t go bringing Canadian bacon into this opinion because that is better than the American stuff (but it isn’t British or Danish) 😁
I assure you that thick American bacon is not Canadian bacon. My family left that behind a century ago (actually my father was brought here 101 years ago in the silent migration).
 
Beans goes in chili, not breakfast...

Asians eat breakfast... and most asians probably have not eaten anything live...

In fact, the best breakfast in the world is chinese jianbing.

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Also.... *whispers: spam is better than bacon 🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️
 
If you need utensils to open your biscuit, you are doing it wrong. Sausage gravy is great but that will clog your arteries. Once in a great while, I'll indulge. Biscuits are great with anything - throw bacon, egg and cheese on there for a breakfast sandwich. Not that hungry? Jam or honey drizzled on top is nice. They pair great with fried chicken.

American biscuits are not only delicious, they're versatile. The European version is essential a nilla wafer (i.e. a boring cookie). 🇺🇸🇺🇲
Fucking gospel!

 
Bogey you know I love you but Americans have no concept of bacon. Danish and English bacon is the only rely bacon
Dude I cooked bacon this morning for breakfast burritos and those muh fuckers were absolute fire! They would have caused your King to whip his dilk out and probably shove it in a scone.
 
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I make a fucking excellent breakfast. Bacon, sausage, eggs (however you want them. Fried, poached, scrambled), button mushrooms, beans or tomatoes, toast or hash browns.

Obviously you only get this if I get an excellent fuck the night before 😁

No black or white pudding. That is just fucking disgusting 🤮
That's good cause after I night with you, i'm going to need a Hearty Man's Breakfast. :)
 
Biscuits are great with anything - throw bacon, egg and cheese on there for a breakfast sandwich. Not that hungry? Jam or honey drizzled on top is nice. They pair great with fried chicken.
Or a wad of cheese and a slice or two of pepperoni for a snack pizza sammich.
 
Pappy Van Winkle is so not worth $$$$
Depends on what you are paying. Secondary prices, I agree 100%. If you win a lottery to buy it at suggested retail, I think it is. If you can get 23 yr old Pappy for $299, it's pricey but it's worth it to me to be able to have it on special occasions and to be able to share a taste with my sons. As a big bourbon fan, it's a collector's item. I was lucky enough to have a friend win one in a lottery and he we kind enough to share some with me. It has the best nose of any bourbon I've been around. The taste wasn't so much better than bourbons costing 1/3 or less but that's OK. It's nice to have a bottle that you can break out when someone announces an engagement or maybe to celebrate a first grandchild.
That's said, in a vacuum, you aren't wrong.
 
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