What's She (or He) Saying? Redeux

[Trubbycat]

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"Did you hear that? A new football game just started. They'll be watching it for hours. So, can I
ride your sybian again? That was amazing! I can still barely stand up!"

You might be a bit dehydrated. Let me get you some vitamin water, then we'll lube you up and strap you in.

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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"Come here and let me make you forget about your wife for a while. Don't worry, my husband will be gone all weekend."

Look I can shoot webs from these wrists.

 

[LizVegas79]

"This new girl told me I was going to get it today, But then I never did.
I'm so bummed. Why are blondes always so mean to me?!"

 

[Jasmine12345]

"This new girl told me I was going to get it today, But then I never did.
I'm so bummed. Why are blondes always so mean to me?!"

i don't think she said 'today'.
Besides, anticipation is the better part.

 

[investor2020]

"This new girl told me I was going to get it today, But then I never did.
I'm so bummed. Why are blondes always so mean to me?!"

It might have something to do with your ROTFLMAO! reactions to blonde jokes.

 

[LizVegas79]

It might have something to do with your ROTFLMAO! reactions to blonde jokes.

Hush! I thought we were friends!

It was pretty funny though ....

https://i.imgur.com/Bjge5X5.png

Investor sent it to me, but you can get back at me if you want Jasmine because I did think it was pretty funny.

It's actually sort of a smart-blonde-joke if you think about though!

 

[investor2020]

Hush! I thought we were friends!

But you make jokes about "short" men . . . and I do still consider you a good friend. (p.s. I'm 6'1")

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

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Ma'am, I honestly just want to fix the cable.

 

[Justplatonic]

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Ma'am, I honestly just want to fix the cable.

"Darn it! That's customer service for ya! I asked them to send around a guy that was able!...

 

[jaF0]

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Listen ooo, ooo, ooo
Do you want to know a secret? ooo, ooo, ooo
Do you promise not to tell? ooo, ooo, ooo
Closer

 

[Justplatonic]

The company is renowned in HR circles for their onboarding practices.

https://i.imgur.com/Ahs7w4J.jpg

"That's a little unfair... Our Recruitment department is second to none for it's generosity... All newbies get access to a free buffet"...

 

[hotcpu]

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"That's a little unfair... Our Recruitment department is second to none for it's generosity... All newbies get access to a free buffet"...

Obesity will be a huge issue for this company with that all you can eat buffet

 

[Justplatonic]

Obesity will be a huge issue for this company with that all you can eat buffet

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"You make a good point... I'll have to speak to up-her-management...

 

[Trubbycat]

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"You make a good point... I'll have to speak to up-her-management...

Yes ma'am... you shaved perfectly. You're as smooth as a baby.

 

[LizVegas79]

But you make jokes about "short" men . . . and I do still consider you a good friend. (p.s. I'm 6'1")

6'1" isn't bad. But when I wear heels I still get to call you Shorty

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Yes, ma'am. I would have to agree. Those are definitely what I would call fuck-me shoes."

 

[Trubbycat]

6'1" is nice. But when I wear heels I still get to call you Shorty

We had a woman exec who was a good six foot (at least) and she LOVED heels. You could see her coming from halfway across the building.

 

[Trubbycat]

She was also fond of leather...

 

[LizVegas79]

We had a woman exec who was a good six foot (at least) and she LOVED heels. You could see her coming from halfway across the building.

It makes it hard to sneak up on people but I've learned to love being tall!

(I didn't always though - it sucked during grade school and high school!)

 

[LizVegas79]

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"No, I'm not still mad at you. Why? Does it look like I'm still mad at you? Why should I be
mad at you? You weren't flirting with that waitress last week right in front of me. You said
so yourself - you were just talking with her, right? So why should I be mad? Are you feeling
guilty maybe because you were flirting with her and we both know it? Hmmm? Say some-
thing. Even something stupid. Or else apologize and I'll think about forgiving you in say,
oh I don't know, maybe never?'"

(Latinas are always mad about something. If it's not you, it's someone else. I know we're a handful guys but we're worth it, right? )

 

[Mav Unlimited]

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"No, I'm not still mad at you. Why? Does it look like I'm still mad at you? Why should I be
mad at you? You weren't flirting with that waitress last week right in front of me. You said
so yourself - you were just talking with her, right? So why should I be mad? Are you feeling
guilty maybe because you were flirting with her and we both know it? Hmmm? Say some-
thing. Even something stupid. Or else apologize and I'll think about forgiving you in say,
oh I don't know, maybe never?'"

(Latinas are always mad about something. If it's not you, it's someone else. I know we're a handful guys but we're worth it, right? )

It’s not just latinas. Believe me.

And…Did you say “even something stupid”?

 

[FranklyFrank]

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"No, I'm not still mad at you. Why? Does it look like I'm still mad at you? Why should I be
mad at you? You weren't flirting with that waitress last week right in front of me. You said
so yourself - you were just talking with her, right? So why should I be mad? Are you feeling
guilty maybe because you were flirting with her and we both know it? Hmmm? Say some-
thing. Even something stupid. Or else apologize and I'll think about forgiving you in say,
oh I don't know, maybe never?'"

(Latinas are always mad about something. If it's not you, it's someone else. I know we're a handful guys but we're worth it, right? )

But...but I was flirting with her FOR you.....really!

 

[LizVegas79]

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"Why is Liz asking me to come over and babysit her kids when they're not even
there because they're off at their stupid space camp with their father? She obvs
totally wants to hook up with me, but I'm going to see if I can make her say it."

 

[Justplatonic]

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"No, I'm not still mad at you. Why? Does it look like I'm still mad at you? Why should I be
mad at you? You weren't flirting with that waitress last week right in front of me. You said
so yourself - you were just talking with her, right? So why should I be mad? Are you feeling
guilty maybe because you were flirting with her and we both know it? Hmmm? Say some-
thing. Even something stupid. Or else apologize and I'll think about forgiving you in say,
oh I don't know, maybe never?'"

(Latinas are always mad about something. If it's not you, it's someone else. I know we're a handful guys but we're worth it, right? )

Goddess... I'd say any Woman that's a handful, looking that kick ass in heels is worth while, big style...

https://i.imgur.com/kiOUyQ1.jpg

 

[Jasmine12345]

Liz, somebody is selling something. I think you might be interested.
https://forum.literotica.com/threads/lets-play-with-the-image.1539495/page-8#post-96272351