Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

Never watched The Witcher. Wasn’t a big fan of the games, and didn’t even know they were based on a book. Kinda glad I didn’t get invested in it. But that’s par for the course with Netflix series. They cancel everything early. 😕

I’m really surprised Castlevania is still going.
The first few book were good - the last 2 got odd.
 

(oh the song really has nothing to do with the experience, other than I was listening to it when this happened and it was like my lips were telling me something)

So I learned a valuable lesson today:
Do NOT let peppermint candy anywhere near your pussy.

And no, you pervs! It wasn't like that at all 😭
I bought this lovely peppermint candy scented bubble bath to pamper myself, you know, for the holidays.

I had a glorious soak, and was languidly lathering it on my skin cause it doubled as a shower gel too. Figured, it smelled so good, I wanted to smell like candy even after I rinsed.

So I laid it on thick, everywhere. Without really thinking about what I'm doing. And now I'm on 🔥

😭
Somewhere around the North Pole I can hear Santa laughing….
 

(oh the song really has nothing to do with the experience, other than I was listening to it when this happened and it was like my lips were telling me something)

So I learned a valuable lesson today:
Do NOT let peppermint candy anywhere near your pussy.

And no, you pervs! It wasn't like that at all 😭
I bought this lovely peppermint candy scented bubble bath to pamper myself, you know, for the holidays.

I had a glorious soak, and was languidly lathering it on my skin cause it doubled as a shower gel too. Figured, it smelled so good, I wanted to smell like candy even after I rinsed.

So I laid it on thick, everywhere. Without really thinking about what I'm doing. And now I'm on 🔥

😭
Candy Cane Pussy is a real thing 😱
 
This is where you go get your squeeze and offer them a mint-you!

Play your cards right, they'll lick you all over and you'll get some relief.
If I had a squeeze sir, I wouldn't need the pampering bath. I'd be eating the candy cane 🤣
Quick rub some icy/hot on it to quell the burning!
You sadist 0.0
I'm a firm believer in EOs. I use peppermint all the time for allergies and headaches and an upset tummy. Once I put peppermint oil on my belly, then used the restroom without remembering I had the remnants of the oil on my hand. It burned like hell fire. One of my coworkers laughed her ass off at me. But the next week she decided to use her hubby's shampoo for soap when she couldn't find her soap and it was peppermint/tea tree oil. She burned her hoohaa but good. #karma'sabitch #Ilaughedmyassoffathertoo
Somewhere around the North Pole I can hear Santa laughing….
See Bambi's post above, karma's a bitch sir. I give it a week 😝
Candy Cane Pussy is a real thing 😱
Yea, I'd like that with all the sweetness and none of the burn please 😂
 
...and then some more hot to drink. I have a feeling this might not turn to a true cold (it's not any worse than last night), but it doesn't feel quite nice in my throat.
 
I felt like I was in a choose-your-own-adventure story today…

I was working in some remote hills, hiking a fence line when I came across an abandoned underground bunker. The place belongs to a client who only recently bought the big piece of property.
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I was afraid there may be some critters in it so I made some noise before getting closer. I peaked in and used my phones camera to light it up.


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Okay, so creepy hidden opening, no roads around, a buried cargo container…

The entrance looks dangerous, like it could collapse on its own at any moment…

Would you open it? Or would you go safely about your business and never let it cross your mind again?
 
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