Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)


(oh the song really has nothing to do with the experience, other than I was listening to it when this happened and it was like my lips were telling me something)

So I learned a valuable lesson today:
Do NOT let peppermint candy anywhere near your pussy.

And no, you pervs! It wasn't like that at all 😭
I bought this lovely peppermint candy scented bubble bath to pamper myself, you know, for the holidays.

I had a glorious soak, and was languidly lathering it on my skin cause it doubled as a shower gel too. Figured, it smelled so good, I wanted to smell like candy even after I rinsed.

So I laid it on thick, everywhere. Without really thinking about what I'm doing. And now I'm on 🔥

😭
 
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