Chaotic Coffee Klatch (tea also available)

[Lindi37]

Thought for the day....

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Hmmmm, yes. Yes I like this very much.

 

[PlanetaryNebula]

What we really hear when nebs roars..

Omg I am so cute

 

[Rapharider]

(oh the song really has nothing to do with the experience, other than I was listening to it when this happened and it was like my lips were telling me something)

So I learned a valuable lesson today:
Do NOT let peppermint candy anywhere near your pussy.

And no, you pervs! It wasn't like that at all
I bought this lovely peppermint candy scented bubble bath to pamper myself, you know, for the holidays.

I had a glorious soak, and was languidly lathering it on my skin cause it doubled as a shower gel too. Figured, it smelled so good, I wanted to smell like candy even after I rinsed.

So I laid it on thick, everywhere. Without really thinking about what I'm doing. And now I'm on

I used to use a mint and tea tree oil shower gel that gave my balls a lovely tingling sensation. I think it was a bit less aggressive than your bubble bath though!

 

[Rapharider]

My goal in life is to make all the ‘cool’ terms incredibly uncool therefore unusable.
It’s a skill and I consider it my lifes work

Yep, this is a great tactic. If I ever want my kids to stop doing something, I just do it too and then it immediately becomes old and embarrassing as far as they’re concerned.

 

[Mrtenant]

(oh the song really has nothing to do with the experience, other than I was listening to it when this happened and it was like my lips were telling me something)

So I learned a valuable lesson today:
Do NOT let peppermint candy anywhere near your pussy.

And no, you pervs! It wasn't like that at all
I bought this lovely peppermint candy scented bubble bath to pamper myself, you know, for the holidays.

I had a glorious soak, and was languidly lathering it on my skin cause it doubled as a shower gel too. Figured, it smelled so good, I wanted to smell like candy even after I rinsed.

So I laid it on thick, everywhere. Without really thinking about what I'm doing. And now I'm on

This is where you go get your squeeze and offer them a mint-you!

Play your cards right, they'll lick you all over and you'll get some relief.

 

[rjr_1954]

My wants to go out shopping again! I hope we will be back before Christmas

 

[rjr_1954]

Quick rub some icy/hot on it to quell the burning!

You are a sick MF'er ....quell the burning!

 

[Lindi37]

WOW!!!! I never looked that good, that I can remember anyway.

Join the club. I havent either

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Howdy all. I realise you’re probably/possibly all asleep. 9pm Thursday here and kind of unofficially unemployed .

Anyone awake?

Well, it's 8am here and I am officially unemployed!

Howdy!

Ladies of leisure or completely bonkers? Disclaimer it’s the second for me… ssshhh if you already knew that

10am here. Officially unemployed. Leisure or bonkers? Six of one, half dozen of the other.

Were did you find that picture of me from 1985!?

Nice try, blondie.

 

[WerdNerd]

Good morning Angelica. 8 am or so here. Not unemployed but taking a day of leisure today just because I can.

 

[Lindi37]

Good morning Angelica. 8 am or so here. Not unemployed but taking a day of leisure today just because I can.

Mōrena,
6:30 here, black coffee in hand

 

[Mrtenant]

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[WerdNerd]

Morning Lindi. I like a little cream in my coffee but already on my second cup. Cheers!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Good morning Angelica. 8 am or so here. Not unemployed but taking a day of leisure today just because I can.

That sounds like an excellent plan. Good on you. Enjoy your day off.

 

[Lindi37]

Morning Lindi. I like a little cream in my coffee but already on my second cup. Cheers!

I’m FINALLY on a cut so attempting to watch those cals

 

[rjr_1954]

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They all look alike to me! Too young!!!

 

[RuneBlade]

Here's another coffee tune with a fantasy flair. Jack White covered this, which is also a great version.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

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I feel compelled to apologize on be half of all Canadians, since 1/3 of the Hallmark Christmas movies are made on an assembly line in a converted Jeep factory west of Toronto and 1/3 are made at the same BC Ski Resort an hour north of Vancouver. Toronto and Vancouver routinely stand in for New York, Chicago and Philadelphia, which have neither mountains nor the CN Tower.

The other 1/3 are made using and advanced animation technique so the images look almost real. The dead eyes and permanent fake smiles are a giveaway.

Be warned.

Stolen from a humour site (hence the ad):

WE ARE A PICTURESQUE SMALL TOWN AND WE REFUSE TO BE THE SETTING FOR YOUR ROMANTIC COMEDY​

by RACHEL MANS McKENNY​

As of this date, the citizens of Spirit Falls approve the following resolutions:

1. Any ex-lovers of residents of Spirit Falls must file, in writing, their intent to enter city limits ninety days before an intended visit. The paperwork must include a notarized affidavit of intent to not participate in, instigate, or be the recipient of romantic gestures.
https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/mcsweeney-s-quarterly-concern-gift-subscription
2. We, as a community, no longer have boutique small businesses that require saving. The following businesses have been brought back from the brink of corporate take-over and/or foreclosure and/or family disagreement threatening financial ruin:

• Our used bookstore, Second Chance Books
• Our coffee shop, Coffeenation
• Our combination coffee shop and used bookstore, Bean There, Read That
• Our doughnut shop, Fried and True
• Our combination bookstore and doughnut shop, The Hole Story
• Our brewery, Hops to It
• Our florist, Business is Blooming
• Our bakery, Muffin to See Here
• Our combination florist and bakery, Flour Shop
• Our combination wedding dress shop and bakery, I Dough
• Our combination wedding dress shop and pet day spa, Bride and Groom

3. Local lumber industry professionals should refrain from wearing tight flannel shirts in public.

4. Our town festivals (Spirit Falls All-Hallows Bash, Unspecified Winter Celebration, and Summer Festival Strangely Overblown for a Town This Size) have a clear management structure and budget in place to ensure their success and need no assistance from big-city lawyers fresh from a break-up; spunky accountants returning home for indeterminate reasons; writers looking for meaning in their life; or dog walkers whose cars happened to break down at the city limits six months ago and for some reason are still here.
5. Our hotel, The Spirit Inn, offers only rooms with two beds.
https://edge-store.mcsw.net/images/store/2777/2020-12-18%2010:03:30%20-0800/tendency/Ultimate_Combo_Sub11.jpg?1608314610
“A key barometer of the literary climate.”
—The New York Times
6. Our bed and breakfast, The Falls Inn, has no beds at all.

7. The Falls Inn has a preordained inheritance structure, which the owner’s will specifies will be left only to family members who have not experienced recent heartbreak and/or downsizing at their big-city, ambiguously titled but surprisingly well-paid marketing job.

8. All billionaires in Spirit Falls must be in a long-term committed relationship and/or talk about Bitcoin to the extent that precludes romantic interest in them.

9. Weddings in Spirit Falls may not include enemies in the opposing wedding parties, be catered by former best friends who kissed once and never talked about it again, or host entertainers who are attractive single parents nervous about getting back on the love market.
https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/illustoria-jon-klassen-t-shirt-combo-subscription
10. Bucket-list items are not allowed to be checked off within county limits. After recent public indecency charges at the fishing hole and broken arms at Spirit Falls, “dares” and “bets” will be considered on a case-by-case basis and may be discussed with our risk ombudsman between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m., Monday through Thursday.

11. Our town hospital (which is well-appointed and provides a confounding range of services for a community with a population of 7,500) will have medical practitioners who are, at best, a six.

12. All snow removal will occur promptly within the municipal area, specifically the roads to and from the Spirit Falls Cabin Resort.

13. Coincidences will be fined. The town council is free to determine what includes a coincidence, up to and including running into a best friend’s little sister while jogging, crashing one’s car into the fence of a childhood crush’s new home, and seeing your work rival while checking out embarrassing personal items at the town grocery store.
https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/the-believer-subscription-bm4
Failure to comply with any Spirit Falls ordinances will be strictly prosecuted by our town attorney, Chet Anderson, an attractive but irritable recent widower with rumored ties to a small European nation’s throne.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hey who is that person on here that is good at summaries ? I am going to need a translator and a shot of whiskey for this one

TL,DR: Hallmark Christmas Movies are crap.

 

[Mrtenant]

I feel compelled to apologize on be half of all Canadians, since 1/3 of the Hallmark Christmas movies are made on an assembly line in a converted Jeep factory west of Toronto and 1/3 are made at the same BC Ski Resort an hour north of Vancouver. Toronto and Vancouver routinely stand in for New York, Chicago and Philadelphia, which have neither mountains nor the CN Tower.

The other 1/3 are made using and advanced animation technique so the images look almost real. The dead eyes and permanent fake smiles are a giveaway.

Be warned.

Stolen from a humour site (hence the ad):

WE ARE A PICTURESQUE SMALL TOWN AND WE REFUSE TO BE THE SETTING FOR YOUR ROMANTIC COMEDY​

by RACHEL MANS McKENNY​

As of this date, the citizens of Spirit Falls approve the following resolutions:

1. Any ex-lovers of residents of Spirit Falls must file, in writing, their intent to enter city limits ninety days before an intended visit. The paperwork must include a notarized affidavit of intent to not participate in, instigate, or be the recipient of romantic gestures.
https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/mcsweeney-s-quarterly-concern-gift-subscription
2. We, as a community, no longer have boutique small businesses that require saving. The following businesses have been brought back from the brink of corporate take-over and/or foreclosure and/or family disagreement threatening financial ruin:

• Our used bookstore, Second Chance Books
• Our coffee shop, Coffeenation
• Our combination coffee shop and used bookstore, Bean There, Read That
• Our doughnut shop, Fried and True
• Our combination bookstore and doughnut shop, The Hole Story
• Our brewery, Hops to It
• Our florist, Business is Blooming
• Our bakery, Muffin to See Here
• Our combination florist and bakery, Flour Shop
• Our combination wedding dress shop and bakery, I Dough
• Our combination wedding dress shop and pet day spa, Bride and Groom

3. Local lumber industry professionals should refrain from wearing tight flannel shirts in public.

4. Our town festivals (Spirit Falls All-Hallows Bash, Unspecified Winter Celebration, and Summer Festival Strangely Overblown for a Town This Size) have a clear management structure and budget in place to ensure their success and need no assistance from big-city lawyers fresh from a break-up; spunky accountants returning home for indeterminate reasons; writers looking for meaning in their life; or dog walkers whose cars happened to break down at the city limits six months ago and for some reason are still here.
5. Our hotel, The Spirit Inn, offers only rooms with two beds.
https://edge-store.mcsw.net/images/store/2777/2020-12-18%2010:03:30%20-0800/tendency/Ultimate_Combo_Sub11.jpg?1608314610
“A key barometer of the literary climate.”
—The New York Times
6. Our bed and breakfast, The Falls Inn, has no beds at all.

7. The Falls Inn has a preordained inheritance structure, which the owner’s will specifies will be left only to family members who have not experienced recent heartbreak and/or downsizing at their big-city, ambiguously titled but surprisingly well-paid marketing job.

8. All billionaires in Spirit Falls must be in a long-term committed relationship and/or talk about Bitcoin to the extent that precludes romantic interest in them.

9. Weddings in Spirit Falls may not include enemies in the opposing wedding parties, be catered by former best friends who kissed once and never talked about it again, or host entertainers who are attractive single parents nervous about getting back on the love market.
https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/illustoria-jon-klassen-t-shirt-combo-subscription
10. Bucket-list items are not allowed to be checked off within county limits. After recent public indecency charges at the fishing hole and broken arms at Spirit Falls, “dares” and “bets” will be considered on a case-by-case basis and may be discussed with our risk ombudsman between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m., Monday through Thursday.

11. Our town hospital (which is well-appointed and provides a confounding range of services for a community with a population of 7,500) will have medical practitioners who are, at best, a six.

12. All snow removal will occur promptly within the municipal area, specifically the roads to and from the Spirit Falls Cabin Resort.

13. Coincidences will be fined. The town council is free to determine what includes a coincidence, up to and including running into a best friend’s little sister while jogging, crashing one’s car into the fence of a childhood crush’s new home, and seeing your work rival while checking out embarrassing personal items at the town grocery store.
https://store.mcsweeneys.net/products/the-believer-subscription-bm4
Failure to comply with any Spirit Falls ordinances will be strictly prosecuted by our town attorney, Chet Anderson, an attractive but irritable recent widower with rumored ties to a small European nation’s throne.

They are working hard at discouraging the Hallmark Movie scenario. Pity. I was planning on going there next year after the dog died, my wife left me, the truck broke down, and I quit crying in my beer.

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

(oh the song really has nothing to do with the experience, other than I was listening to it when this happened and it was like my lips were telling me something)

So I learned a valuable lesson today:
Do NOT let peppermint candy anywhere near your pussy.

And no, you pervs! It wasn't like that at all
I bought this lovely peppermint candy scented bubble bath to pamper myself, you know, for the holidays.

I had a glorious soak, and was languidly lathering it on my skin cause it doubled as a shower gel too. Figured, it smelled so good, I wanted to smell like candy even after I rinsed.

So I laid it on thick, everywhere. Without really thinking about what I'm doing. And now I'm on

I'm a firm believer in EOs. I use peppermint all the time for allergies and headaches and an upset tummy. Once I put peppermint oil on my belly, then used the restroom without remembering I had the remnants of the oil on my hand. It burned like hell fire. One of my coworkers laughed her ass off at me. But the next week she decided to use her hubby's shampoo for soap when she couldn't find her soap and it was peppermint/tea tree oil. She burned her hoohaa but good. #karma'sabitch #Ilaughedmyassoffathertoo

 

[Codeman93]

What’s everyone up to?

 

[DarkRaven13]

TL,DR: Hallmark Christmas Movies are crap.

That better mean: Too long, didn't read.....and not: Terrible lover, DarkRaven

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

That better mean: Too long, didn't read.....and not: Terrible lover, DarkRaven

Too Long, Didn't Read

 

[Strixaluco]

Uhmm... outside?

I don't know where you are, but my apartment seems to be very well insulated if we're having -8°C weather, cause I have two fans on atm. I think it's still recovering from the summer o_o

Here the outside temperature during heating season doesn't matter much - we have thermostats in addition to good insulation and good sealings in 3-glass windows.

Today -13°C, and if my D came here today, I could easily spend the time with naked as usually. Only half the time under a duvet. And even if it was colder outside.

Actually often the time just before and after heating season are colder indoors...