Don't you people work??

[Somethingdifferent74]

I never had time to even check my private phone at work, other than on the normal coffee breaks and in the toilet. Other than that... my work phone kept me busy enough.

I play games on my phone while I'm on the toilet.... whatever happened to reading the news paper? Do they still make those?

 

[EStaccato]

Well thank you about the "healthy" bit. The laboratory at night or even the library are where people like me hang out -- in every sense of the phrase

Wait, you take it out in the library?

I've always wanted to get drilled against a shelf of books in the theology section.

 

[wifewatcher1997]

In a few weeks I have a week off and it will be like a 'free-for-all' on Lit as I'll have the house to myself! LOL

 

[Justfantasies]

Wait, you take it out in the library?

I've always wanted to get drilled against a shelf of books in the theology section.

That would be pretty cool. I can only claim with an little junior-year-abroad in the economics section -- I optimized her for sure

 

[Strixaluco]

I play games on my phone while I'm on the toilet.... whatever happened to reading the news paper? Do they still make those?

I don't have games in my phone, and no news paper at work. But there's often some whatsapp message waiting to be answered.

Not that I have subscribed to newspapers for some 15 years... they started making me anxious.

 

[Somethingdifferent74]

I don't have games in my phone, and no news paper at work. But there's often some whatsapp message waiting to be answered.

Not that I have subscribed to newspapers for some 15 years... they started making me anxious.

Ahh I see. I like games. The old atari like games before the internet connected COD (Call of Duty). My toilet time is like my free space like reading my old man's Playboys or my Step dads Easy Rider mags). I hate news media

 

[Quadsquad]

I don't expect anyone to respond to this. I just wanted to note, the whole sharing sexy thoughts is a little addicting and at some point I'm going to have to go back to work. Does anyone else have this problem? Again... I'm really talking to myself here. But interested in your answers. Also, how the fuck do you close your browser?

I'm on here at work sometimes, which come to think of it probably isn't the best idea lol

 

[EktachromeJP]

Work…ha! The struggle is real some days. The stimulation that comes from the people at Lit is strong!

 

[FantasySharer1]

Wait, you take it out in the library?

I've always wanted to get drilled against a shelf of books in the theology section.

I'd love to make love to a young nun behind an altar, a young woman who just took her vows. Would be nice to hear her moans echo throughout the building.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

I work at a 24-hour diner. Working while aroused increases tips dramatically, especially from truckers. This distraction only helps my job.

I'm here on my phone, so I just put it in my apron pocket without closing the browser when I need to tend to customers.

Do you go braless or an unlined bra for good profile?

Braless is not my best look thanks to gravity and genetics, but a sheer demi-cup under a tight, pale tshirt.... darkness and texture are obvious.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Because I have big breasts, I envy women who can go braless. In the strip club I am more drawn to smaller, natural breasts.
Embrace the beauty.

 

[EStaccato]

Because I have big breasts, I envy women who can go braless. In the strip club I am more drawn to smaller, natural breasts.
Embrace the beauty.

Well this is a fun conversation. <leans chin into palm> Don’t mind me. Just admiring.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Well this is a fun conversation. <leans chin into palm> Don’t mind me. Just admiring.

The first strip club, first dancer, was a beautiful B-breast. When I went to tip her, she had me put the tip between my breasts, she leaned in and snatched it between her breasts, and told me she should be tipping me as she rubbed her nipples on my cleavage.

I was hooked.

She later gave me my first lap dance.
And it is a fun conversation.
I think we need a thread like this.

 

[EStaccato]

The first strip club, first dancer, was a beautiful B-breast. When I went to tip her, she had me put the tip between my breasts, she leaned in and snatched it between her breasts, and told me she should be tipping me as she rubbed her nipples on my cleavage.

I was hooked.

She later gave me my first lap dance.
And it is a fun conversation.
I think we need a thread like this.

Literally everything about this pleases me.

Nipples on your cleavage. Is it hot in here?

A stripper made out with me once (my only time at a strip club)... I was newly divorced, and being the only woman at my guy BFF's bachelor party, the guys were strangely fixated on teasing me. I'm not sure if they realized I was into women... Anyway, the guys paid for a couple of lap dances for me, and I sat on my hands while I received the hottest kiss of my life. We got a lot of attention, apparently. I don't really remember much from that point until we left because my brain had short-circuited.

I did go home alone, though not without offers of company. I simply couldn't figure out how to be the nympho that was alive and masturbating in my head. (I realize now, it's because I'm demisexual).

I feel like I've told this story before. Anyhow, it's sexy and relevant, so here we are.

 

[EStaccato]

She later gave me my first lap dance.
And it is a fun conversation.
I think we need a thread like this.

Also agreed...

What's the topic-center? Is it Ladies in Strip Clubs?

 

[RickTango]

Now my chin is in my palm…hot stories Ladies.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Also agreed...

What's the topic-center? Is it Ladies in Strip Clubs?

Yes. We should be sharing our first/best and or worst experiences in strip clubs.
I have always gone with my ex-husband.
Although a female friend from work begged me to take her with us. Lol.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Yes. We should be sharing our first/best and or worst experiences in strip clubs.
I have always gone with my ex-husband.
Although a female friend from work begged me to take her with us. Lol.

Funny you mention this, as i replied to another thread somewhere, about you haven’t been to a strip club unless you’ve been there with a woman!

Quick story, we went to Bike Week in Myrtle Bch several years ago and one of my friends had this gal in his bike club. We left one of the bike events and were driving around looking for a bar when somebody jokingly said “strip club”. Well this girl was the first to say “hell yeah” and off we went.

Let me tell you, she drew the dancers in like bees to honey! Amazing. Absolutely one of the most fun times I ever had in those establishments!

Turns out she was a former stripper in another life!

Sorry for the thread hijack/drift, but it was kinda leaning in that direction anyway! Oh yeah, this place is addictive. I’ve gotta get control of myself.

 

[Bigboobbabe]

Funny you mention this, as i replied to another thread somewhere, about you haven’t been to a strip club unless you’ve been there with a woman!

Quick story, we went to Bike Week in Myrtle Bch several years ago and one of my friends had this gal in his bike club. We left one of the bike events and were driving around looking for a bar when somebody jokingly said “strip club”. Well this girl was the first to say “hell yeah” and off we went.

Let me tell you, she drew the dancers in like bees to honey! Amazing. Absolutely one of the most fun times I ever had in those establishments!

Turns out she was a former stripper in another life!

Sorry for the thread hijack/drift, but it was kinda leaning in that direction anyway! Oh yeah, this place is addictive. I’ve gotta get control of myself.

Thank you for adding in.
My experience has been the same.

In NYC one night we paused at a strip club. It was almost change of evening to night. We got in on evening cover charge, 3 dancers, but within 20 minutes it was night and the crowd started up on stage and off.
The first stripper who saw me proceeded to dance for me and only me until she was off stage.

There have been times we have had 4 to 5 strippers at our table at a time.
PS - I do not have a no-touch policy. And have needed to clean lipstick off my breasts and bra.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

Kind of the same story from that night. One girl was laser focused on our female friend.
After an hour we consistently had 3-5 girls hovering around. It was a big stage with multiple dancers. At one point I looked around and the dudes on the opposite side didn’t look very happy

 

[stevesthename]

I was not blessed in the boob department. I can go braless and no one would know unless I wore white, it was really cold and I spilled a drink all over my shirt. They might be able to tell if I was on a trampoline.

I can entirely understand the truckers' fascination. Small is definitely, definitely beautiful in the breast department. I can imagine you'd look amazing in a tight T shirt...

 

[DrewM88]

Being productive has become very, very hard for me this past week.

 

[mobleedzblue]

Slow day, empty office..... what else am I supposed to do?

 

[DrewM88]

3 day weekend! Decided to start the day with some wonderful coffee & a tiny bit of weed

Enjoy your 3 day weekend!