You're a burglar...

[Sea_Panda]

The tea out of all of your tea bags.

 

[Taegul]

I'd take the "f" key from your keyboard.

Phuck that would suck.

 

[Hodes101]

Close the doors and remove all the handles.

 

[stxjimmy]

The lenses out of your glasses

Leave the lenses but take the frames

 

[Sea_Panda]

Take all the key rings and leave all the loose keys.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The little bridge padding parts of your glasses

 

[Sea_Panda]

The little bridge padding parts of your glasses

Micro-sadist!

 

[Taegul]

I'd take the light bulb out of your refrigerator. Then I'd hold it over my head every time I talk to you and get a good idea.

 

[cheekygirl75]

One leg off of every chair in your house

 

[Sea_Panda]

I’d take the thermostat from the wall in your house after turning on the heat.

 

[J_Bone]

All the “ladies days” supplies

 

[stxjimmy]

There are too many posts now to go through and check - but if none of you other burglars haven't I'm taking the element from the kettle.

 

[Sea_Panda]

All the razors

 

[Taegul]

I'm taking every dvd/blu-ray cover out of the case.

 

[Sea_Panda]

All the clean kitty litter

 

[cascadiabound]

All the condiments

 

[cheekygirl75]

Turning on all the lights then taking the switches

 

[Sea_Panda]

Taking all the mayonnaise from the jar and replacing it with horseradish sauce.

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

The can opener.

 

[bill4672a]

All the door knobs

 

[cheekygirl75]

The good, easy to use wine opener, leaving the annoying old school corkscrew

 

[barefootgirl69]

All of the large bathtowels.

 

[barefootgirl69]

The good, easy to use wine opener, leaving the annoying old school corkscrew

I think someone already took the corkscrew!

No whining and no wine! Lol

 

[Sea_Panda]

The pins from all the door hinges.

 

[cheekygirl75]

The bottom sofa cushions