Chaos... to be continued

[gga]

You are free to try, I haven't had any success!

Hah .. did I need to add "literally"?

 

[LikeableMe]

And you may or may not know - if you click the 3 dots between the page numbers, you can enter a page number to go directly to that page (instead of clicking previous multiple times)

I knew that I’ve used it a few times!

 

[dadbod4u]

Time to rise and grind.

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[LikeableMe]

Just reported my employer to my doctor - I’m being super productive today! My first load of laundry is halfway done too. I’m adulting like a pro today!

 

[LikeableMe]

Time to rise and grind.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/f3p4Hz9b7QZmR2C8HH/giphy.webp?cid=82a1493bzs6gjzhljffx69nf35x867j2m6qw2m4y8y4bzw9m&rid=giphy.webp&ct=g

Who/what are you grinding against?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

@SirConradPeckereye

So SCP asked me for advice on things he could do to turn on his girlfriend.

I replied “make sure you replace her batteries, and flip the switch to the left.”

I don't know what I would do without your advice sir

 

[LikeableMe]

I don't know what I would do without your advice sir

Well, from that description we know what you wouldn’t be doing!

 

[Strixaluco]

Hah .. did I need to add "literally"?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Well, from that description we know what you wouldn’t be doing!

....... run out of batteries......

 

[LikeableMe]

....... run out of batteries......

You should get some rechargeable ones!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Morning! Well we've almost made it through the week fellow pervs....View attachment 2146134

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You should get some rechargeable ones!

But where will I find hamsters when they are all used for running lit?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

You're all just kids!

Sorry to dissapoint you Grandpa

 

[LikeableMe]

But where will I find hamsters when they are all used for running lit?

Oh hamsters breed just as fast as rabbits do! So what you do is get a little cage, put some food and water in it, make a nice sleeping area then add a male and a female hamster and wait

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

Oh hamsters breed just as fast as rabbits do! So what you do is get a little cage, put some food and water in it, make a nice sleeping area then add a male and a female hamster and wait

A sound business idea

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Oh hamsters breed just as fast as rabbits do! So what you do is get a little cage, put some food and water in it, make a nice sleeping area then add a male and a female hamster and wait

.... until the hamsters revolt.... View attachment 2146141

 

[AngelWithAShotgun]

.... until the hamsters revolt.... View attachment 2146141

Hun, I think we need a bigger house
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[SirConradPeckereye]

Hun, I think we need a bigger house
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Give them half and put the other half on hambnb

 

[dadbod4u]

Who/what are you grinding against?

Ah, a similar love of double entendre!

 

[DickandDoof]

I didn't even wake up before 11, and I still haven't made it to breakfast.

I’m lucky if I wake up by 1:30 and make it to breakfast by 3:00. I guess some of us weren’t meant to be morning people. I was born at 3am and have always wondered if that has anything to do with it.

 

[Strixaluco]

I’m lucky if I wake up by 1:30 and make it to breakfast by 3:00. I guess some of us weren’t meant to be morning people. I was born at 3am and have always wondered if that has anything to do with it.

I used to be a morning person when I was younger. But that was 2 decades ago, before health problems.

I try to wake up at 11 if not before, normally. But I still ate breakfast after 2pm today.

 

[DickandDoof]

Want company?

Would love some — especially you. Unfortunately I fell asleep again so am just getting up again. And the gardeners are now here. Another day?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Would love some — especially you. Unfortunately I fell asleep again so am just getting up again. And the gardeners are now here. Another day?

I’m not going anywhere

 

[crazychemgirl]

Does the battle of the sexes thread (multiple threads, actually) come up on “Similar Threads” … for anyone else? Or just me?

 

[hairball18]

All five of them