Steady67
Literotica Guru
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Hmm… you not using arsenic on me for the next 90 days?Depends… what is your request?
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Hmm… you not using arsenic on me for the next 90 days?Depends… what is your request?
Well… that’s a given.Hmm… you not using arsenic on me for the next 90 days?
Good point!Something tells me he doesn’t... I don’t think I’d marry him for his stuff though - not without a family medical history first, anyway!![]()
Hahaha no, I was serious!I thought you were kidding!!!
If he has a heart defect and is minted go for it. I promise not to call you Anna NicoleSo you think I should go for it?
That is less than reassuring.Well… that’s a given.
(there are less detectible methods)
The proof is right in titty Tuesday, if you want to verify!yea yea that is what they all say LOL
But will the sex be satisfying?If he has a heart defect and is minted go for it. I promise not to call you Anna Nicole
Will a tit pic suffice?That is less than reassuring.
Fine - I guess - sticking with the theme - I will take boob pics.
I think I can agree to that.Will a tit pic suffice?
I think I can agree to that.
Clever girl….It’s all in the wording my good man.
Too late for that toaster?
Too late for that toaster?
The man likes his birdsSorry. I went out and wandered around in traffic for a bit.
...and it looks like I missed another tit pic. GAAAH!
Who says you have to fuck him?But will the sex be satisfying?
*shudders*
Isn’t it required to consummate the marriage to get the stuff? What if he’s secretly a prince? There could be a castle! You could all come over for chaos!Who says you have to fuck him?
That put in my mind a fancy ballroom -- which in turn got AC/DC's "Big Balls" playing in my head.Isn’t it required to consummate the marriage to get the stuff? What if he’s secretly a prince? There could be a castle! You could all come over for chaos!