How You Know Your Girlfriend May Be a Slut

[mynameisben]

I'll go first...

• She has a Take-A-Number ticket dispenser mounted on her bedpost.

Anyone else with a telltale sign of slutdom? Post it here!


Ben

 

[Xerxes82]

How do you know your GF may be a slut?
You’re happy.
Slut AF, and proud of it.

Thread won.

 

[anniebaby10]

Don't all men want a slut?

 

[HeavyBalls]

Don't all men want a slut?

Some just want partners who's needs and urges are a match.

 

[Orchidea73]

I prefer this one.

https://i.imgur.com/QyORnt7.jpg

 

[Orchidea73]

Wildling… you make my heart sing.

Ahahahahah. I love that one.

Perfectly sums up Jon Snow

My boy. My one true King. Well, in Westeros anyway.

 

[Orchidea73]

SO good. I love the “kiss you … down there”. And the winks at the end.

https://youtu.be/4mpiltTJYMo

And when she winks to Sam and says "that's me".
Kit is hot af here and sings pretty well too.

 

[Orchidea73]

So so good.

Do you remember his prank on her?

 

[mickyp123]

Do you remember his prank on her?

Just watched that, and i thought i could be wicked.

 

[mickyp123]

When you send her out on the streets to work, in the morning you ask her how much she earned and she says's £40.50, you ask what tight fucker paid you 50p and she replies "all of em".

 

[Orchidea73]

Just watched that, and i thought i could be wicked.

It's funny because I remember the first thing I noticed when I saw that video for the first time, it was what Kit said about the Brita filter. She really did save that one. I would've dropped it. LOL

 

[Daisy_Love]

And when she winks to Sam and says "that's me".
Kit is hot af here and sings pretty well too.

Ohhhhh he’s a doll
I love that sketch
They do some brilliant ones for Red Nose Day!
But that’s definitely one of the best

 

[mickyp123]

It's funny because I remember the first thing I noticed when I saw that video for the first time, it was what Kit said about the Brita filter. She really did save that one. I would've dropped it. LOL

The girl did well, interesting about the plethora of things flashing through her mind, ie murder, loss of husband,.....................save the water.

 

[Orchidea73]

Ohhhhh he’s a doll
I love that sketch
They do some brilliant ones for Red Nose Day!
But that’s definitely one of the best

I always liked the things they did for Red Nose Day.

p.s. How can you improve a Halloween make up? Put it on Daisy's doll face.

The girl did well, interesting about the plethora of things flashing through her mind, ie murder, loss of husband,.....................save the water.

I'm dead! https://i.imgur.com/p5D3yK1.gif

 

[Daisy_Love]

‘I hope you don’t mind tea in mugs,’ she said, coming in with a tray. ‘I told you I was a slut’.

Barbara Pym, Excellent Women

 

[Dribble]

Slut

A woman with the morals of a man

 

[Silk_Princess]

SO good. I love the “kiss you … down there”. And the winks at the end.

https://youtu.be/4mpiltTJYMo

And when she winks to Sam and says "that's me".
Kit is hot af here and sings pretty well too.

Ah, memories . . .

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I'll go first...

• She has a Take-A-Number ticket dispenser mounted on her bedpost.

Anyone else with a telltale sign of slutdom? Post it here!


Ben

By the threads she posts in , her avatar , loud angry rebuttal posts that quote this one , and those are just the ones that are in the Lit closet.

Where’s the ho thread ?

 

[ydahecnot]

I sense a very deliberate threadjack here

 

[Fingerfuxs]

I sense a very deliberate threadjack here

It’s not all about you sunshine , make your own Manslut thread and leave Bens thread alone with your drama , dude.

As a actual Man slut you need a good man slut username as the starting point. That’s my tip on how to get laid , run with it ……….

 

[ydahecnot]

About one in 10 of my Lit guesses pan out…lol

 

[rubydlite]

How do you know you're girlfriend is a slut ...?
Because it's tattooed on her tiddies with sharpie....
I mean... my tiddies....with sharpie


#teamslut

 

[mynameisben]

How do you know you're girlfriend is a slut ...?
Because it's tattooed on her tiddies with sharpie....
I mean... my tiddies....with sharpie


#teamslut

Pics, or it ain't true!


Ben

 

[ydahecnot]

Or lipstick.

Well, your profile pic is for sure a good starting point

 

[Acktion]

"Every time I kiss you, I taste what other men had for lunch! Oh! Oh! OOOOOOoohhhh!" ~ Sam Kinison