The Ford Mustang Mach E

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So... Ford Motor Company, once the pride of American industry and the most respected car brand in the nation (okay...I'm biased; my family are Ford people, it's in my blood...) this company had decided to commit brand suicide by introducing...THIS travesty; the "Mustang Mach E."

The newer Mustang sports car/couples are incredible cars. But This...clunky electric mini-suv crossover thing, is about as useless as a square wheel. Because, we always need more clunky mini-SUV crossver vehicles. Car companies have decided, despite what the public has been saying, that we can never have too many of them.

It isn't just that the vehicle is a bland, soulless electric literal embodiment of the "Gleaming Alloy Air Car." Thats bad enough. But to call this thing a "Mustang?" Just...no. That would be like building a minivan, sticking one of those bland four cylendar engines in it, and calling it a Corvette. Even the much ridiculed Mustang II from the Better Vanished Time of the mid/late 70's- this was basically a re-skinned Ford Pinto- had more soul than this thing does, and certainly more right to call itself a Mustang.

Brand Suicide. That's what happened to Caddillac when the Cimmaron came out, and if that didn't do it, the Escalade pretty much put the bullet into it. Remember the Pontiac Aztek? You notice they aren't making Pontiacs anymore. (At least they had the sense not to brand that eyesore a "Firebird," though. Ford's new "Mustang" is far worse!) Bottom line: Dopey cars kill brands. This car will tank Ford, and the entire economy will feel the ripple effects. And somehow this will all be blamed on Biden, but that's another story.
 
Just looked it up and you are right, that is not a Mustang. “And at an amazing price- $72,000” :eek:
 
It's not my cup of tea either. But the younger generation doesn't have the "purity attachment" to the brand that the older one does. Lots of them don't even want to own cars (and no one can blame them: car expense + student loans + living expenses = too much).

All the classic muscle car brands will be electric in 5 - 7 years. They're doing what they can to keep them relevant.
 
Apart from practical considerations such as fuel economy, it does not reflect well on you as a person if you even care what distinguishes one car from another.
 
It's not my cup of tea either. But the younger generation doesn't have the "purity attachment" to the brand that the older one does. Lots of them don't even want to own cars (and no one can blame them: car expense + student loans + living expenses = too much).

All the classic muscle car brands will be electric in 5 - 7 years. They're doing what they can to keep them relevant.

WHAT? Throw in another trillion or more. Free cars, free everything for everyone. This having to pay for shit you want is just unbearable.
 
We have a rough winter coming. One solid energy shortage may be enough to flush all the EV and SUV BS. Automobiles may be used as coffins.
 
Nothing new really.

Ford's been butchering their mustang pretty much every time after they come out with a cool one.
 
WHAT? Throw in another trillion or more. Free cars, free everything for everyone. This having to pay for shit you want is just unbearable.

You are one of the most easily-triggered members at Lit. :cool:
 
My favorite mustangs are horses that can reproduce with just grass for fuel. Horses pulling stripped down cars may become a common sight. Old cars can be stripped down to just chassis and wheels. Stripping a unibody car could require adding structure after cutting off most of the body.
 
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My favorite mustangs are horses that can reproduce with just grass for fuel. Horses pulling stripped down cars may become a common sight.

If it came to that, we would go back to the kinds of carriages and wagons that were designed to be horse-drawn.
 
If it came to that, we would go back to the kinds of carriages and wagons that were designed to be horse-drawn.
We will eventually get there, after a period of rough improvisation with what people have as the pumps run dry.
 
My favorite mustangs are horses that can reproduce with just grass for fuel. Horses pulling stripped down cars may become a common sight. Old cars can be stripped down to just chassis and wheels. Stripping a unibody car could require adding structure after cutting off most of the body.

If it comes to that, E85 will be made of people.
 
Did dad let you drive the Mustang recently?

Not only did I once own an Acapulco Blue '67 289 - which I spent thousands of dollars on restoring - I took three Lit members for a ride in it. :cool:

Walked right into that one, dummy. :D
 
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