Signs you’re getting old

[johnnieblue44]

Here’s one that I’ve experienced recently. When I watch reruns of Gilligans Island these days, I’m thinking of giving Mrs. Howell a pop….she’s looking pretty good. What are your signs?

 

[Modern_drunkard]

Dude them saggy titties.

 

[ydahecnot]

My milf obsession is now a peer obsession

 

[elusive_buttrfly]

Saggy balls too.

 

[UnusuallyNumb]

If I could read this without my bifocals, I’d answer..

 

[johnnieblue44]

Saggy balls too.

Elusive Butterfly has a timeless charm. Thurston Howell was way over his head. Rich bastard.

 

[EctoJohn]

I'm referring to 20-somethings as kids. :/

 

[Anastasia1999]

Eek!!

People assuming I’m a granny

 

[haventdonethat]

. . . . .

 

[AZDryHeat]

People assuming I’m a granny

I can assure people that she is an attractive young woman. Yes, Ana..... Anas.....whatever her name is, certainly is.

 

[Brian1988]

Needing a piss in the night

 

[Fingerfuxs]

 

[Anastasia1999]

I can assure people that she is an attractive young woman. Yes, Ana..... Anas.....whatever her name is, certainly is.

Oh you are too kind. The reality is that I am old enough to be an Oma/ Yia Yia/ Granny (take your pick)

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Oh you are too kind. The reality is that I am old enough to be an Oma/ Yia Yia/ Granny (take your pick)

That means you’re like fine wine. It takes time to get to perfection. Not everyone is seasoned enough to be like fine wine, whether they reach the age or not

 

[munch2much]

When you hear your mother complaining only to realise it was actually you talking. Sounding like your mother

 

[Dribble]

What was the question?

 

[hotoldrguy]

when your arms get too short for reading

 

[n8Romantic]

When you realize you could have been getting that senior discount a few years ago.

 

[Stillrandy]

Support hose....

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Needing a piss in the night

10 pints does that

and i sometimes don’t make it out of bed.

 

[SmartIsSexy64]

I'm no longer concerned if my daughters' friends are "old enough" if one of them happens to look good. (Just looking)

 

[TalkToMeInSB]

When you start peeing in Morse code!

 

[mynameisben]

I can't go commando in the summertime anymore, because my balls hang down below the bottoms of my shorts and freak out the neighbors.


Ben

 

[Sinstories]

I keep being told the second thing to go is the mind, problem is I can't remember what the first was

 

[TheOneYoureWith]

You go into a room then forget....ummm, forget.....