Signs you’re getting old

[Anastasia1999]

I can't go commando in the summertime anymore, because my balls hang down below the bottoms of my shorts and freak out the neighbors.


Ben

OMG that is so funny!!!

 

[Billwebb33]

Hangovers last all day.

 

[Wageslave]

Time passes so much more quickly

 

[SmartIsSexy64]

Doubling up on blue pills

 

[keeperofsecrets69]

AARP relentlessly sending me shit in the mail

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

I see as much gray hairs on my head as my mom’s.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Your father has no clue who you are

 

[DarkrSide]

You snap, crackle and pop getting out of bed more than a bowl of Rice Krispies

 

[Wageslave]

Your father has no clue who you are

You have no clue who you are

 

[Pad_Foot]

You have no clue who you are

Ahh? But by then will I know or care?
(God, I hope he doesn’t care!)