Cock Talk

[AmberLGreen]

Oh shit. I think somebody needs to make a Lit dictionary because I was reading those letters to be something totally different. Could it also include what different things are because I still don’t know what pegging is (and probably lots more stuff too)

 

[Acktion]

I hear you, Amber. Many is the day I've thought, "I'm too old for this shit." Case in point, the day a friend informed me that when a gal invited me to "netflix and chill" it was a booty call. I had absolutely no idea. I just kept telling them, "I'm sorry. I don't have Netflix."

As for pegging, and I only know this much because of a long ago, all but forgotten AH post, it's when the gal straps up and takes the guy's ass.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I hear you, Amber. Many is the day I've thought, "I'm too old for this shit." Case in point, the day a friend informed me that when a gal invited me to "netflix and chill" it was a booty call. I had absolutely no idea. I just kept telling them, "I'm sorry. I don't have Netflix."

As for pegging, and I only know this much because of a long ago, all but forgotten AH post, it's when the gal straps up and takes the guy's ass.

OH MY DAYS!!! Totally not what I thought it was. Then again I thought teabagging was something totally different for ages too. I clearly haven’t lived!

 

[ydahecnot]

Show,
Show,
Show your bone,
Gently for a cause . . .

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It was almost Christmas and I was getting on a plane in a few hours. I was about to leave work when a girl approached me and asked if I would pose for her “The Men of -xxx- (<—where we worked)” calendar for her secret Santa (another girl at work). I agreed, but we had no time to plan, so I just did a totally lame holiday pose and went on my way.

When I returned I found out that the calendar had quickly turned into a beefcake calendar with a lot of the guys stripping down and doing “sexy” poses. Some of them were even naked with strategically placed props and I became super jealous. My pic was fully clothed and, in my opinion, pretty stupid and boring. I would have loved the chance to do a sexy pose and then be at the party when the gift was opened and all the girls were ogling our pics. But I missed the party and the opportunity to do a sexy pic. Probably for the best, I wouldn’t want that calendar coming back to haunt me later. I will say that I got a lot of compliments for doing the calendar at all, even though I was clothed. In some cases, my picture seemed to be more popular than the naked guys, probably because it maintained an air of mystery?

All this to say, if I had posed naked and the pic came back to haunt me somehow I would just seem a little pervy, but if the calendar had been for a charity I’d be considered heroic (using that term loosely). Why is that?

This Warwick Rowers Calendar is apparently a long standing tradition where the men of the team pose naked and sell calendars. This seems odd to me. It seems fun as hell and I’d totally take part, but I can’t help but wonder how it affects their future. They’re going to college to advance in life and get real jobs and one of the first things people will know is—so you’re in a naked calendar.

Does it help them get the job because it was for charity?
If it wasn’t for charity would employers feel differently about it?
What do their parents think?
Would you want to pay for your kid to go to college and pose nude for a calendar?
Is it the selflessness of the act of getting naked for charity that makes it seem less perverted?
Have you ever posed nude or sexy for a calendar, or charity event in some way?
Did you regret it?
How did your family, friends react?
If someone asked you to pose nude for charity would you do it?

tl;dr: so do not want to be one of the dudes with junk on the back of his neck

 

[Acktion]

OH MY DAYS!!! Totally not what I thought it was. Then again I thought teabagging was something totally different for ages too. I clearly haven’t lived!

We've lived just fine. It's just people these days spend more time talking about stuff with people on the other side of the world than doing it with the people right up the street, so they make up words to condense phrases down. And then they climb on their high horses and rampage about kink-shaming when we encounter a new term. Which isn't the case at all. But, it makes us leerier to talk with them because half the time we have no damn clue what they are even saying. Even in the cases where it's something we've been doing for thirty years or more.

By the by, a young friend of mine (about fortyish) turned me on to Urban Dictionary. About three-quarters of the time when these kids start speaking gibberish and gobbledygook, I can find it there rather than Funke and Wagnall.

 

[LAHomedog]

I hear you, Amber. Many is the day I've thought, "I'm too old for this shit." Case in point, the day a friend informed me that when a gal invited me to "netflix and chill" it was a booty call. I had absolutely no idea. I just kept telling them, "I'm sorry. I don't have Netflix."

As for pegging, and I only know this much because of a long ago, all but forgotten AH post, it's when the gal straps up and takes the guy's ass.

Pegging is a two way street. She could strap it on and fuck a woman too. I'm told highly popular in lesbian sex not just porn videos.

 

[Acktion]

Pegging is a two way street. She could strap it on and fuck a woman too. I'm told highly popular in lesbian sex not just porn videos.

Thanks. I admit I'd wondered about that, but had already caught so much flak from people with hair-trigger kink rage that I never bothered to ask.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Thanks. I admit I'd wondered about that, but had already caught so much flak from people with hair-trigger kink rage that I never bothered to ask.

Hair-trigger kink rage sounds like a kink unto itself.

 

[LAHomedog]

Oh shit. I think somebody needs to make a Lit dictionary because I was reading those letters to be something totally different. Could it also include what different things are because I still don’t know what pegging is (and probably lots more stuff too)

I believe a lot of this originates from online dating ads like there used to be on Craigslist. There are a lot of initials as shorthand in those. I believe online video porn sites also contribute. Everything has a name and a category.

A quick primer:

MFM: Male, female, male straight three-way.
MMF: Male, male, female bi-sex three-way
FMF: Female, male, female straight three-way
FFM: Female, female, male bi-sex three-way

Pegging: The woman is wearing a harness with a strap-on dildo. Either fucking a guy's ass, or two women with the strap-on as the top.

It can also happen in a bi-sex male, male, female three-way where one guy fucks a dudes ass, and the female with the strap-on fucks the second guy making him one lucky dude because he is the meat in the sandwich

Initials are confusing. It took me months on these threads to figure out that OP in a post meant "original poster."

If you haven't already, go to the main Lit menu and click on "story tags." The word cloud might blow your mind.

 

[hotwords229_A]

tl;dr: so do not want to be one of the dudes with junk on the back of his neck

I pour my soul out and you can’t be bothered reading it and just come away with an opinion on dickneck!

To be fair, you didn’t miss anything.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Pegging is a two way street. She could strap it on and fuck a woman too. I'm told highly popular in lesbian sex not just porn videos.

Isn’t pegging turning a one way street into a two way street?

 

[LAHomedog]

Isn’t pegging turning a one way street into a two way street?

Yep! Have you done it? I mean been on the receiving end?

 

[Cogan]

What about figging?

A smaller piece and more painful kind of pegging..........
Never had the guts to try it though.
But if this is about to be a Lit NE, Figging is when you insert a piece of ginger in your pussy or butt.

 

[LAHomedog]

What about figging?

I've never heard "figging."

 

[Acktion]

I've never heard "figging."

Take a piece of ginger root and shave the outer skin off. Stick that up your ass. Chemical burn! You have been figged.

You probably haven't heard this because it is pretty niche even in the BDSM crowd. Think about that one for just a minute. People who use whips, flogs, crops, canes, and even electricity routinely look and go "none for me, thanks."

 

[LAHomedog]

Take a piece of ginger root and shave the outer skin off. Stick that up your ass. Chemical burn! You have been figged.

You probably haven't heard this because it is pretty niche even in the BDSM crowd. Think about that one for just a minute. People who use whips, flogs, crops, canes, and even electricity routinely look and go "none for me, thanks."

Owwwwwwww! That is horrible. Sounds like hemorrhoid removal to me, and I've had that done, but by a doctor and with topical anesthesia . OUCH!!!!

 

[Acktion]

Owwwwwwww! That is horrible. Sounds like hemorrhoid removal to me, and I've had that done, but by a doctor and with topical anesthesia . OUCH!!!!

Different strokes for different folks. And I'd be last in line to kink shame, so long as the one with capsaicin buttplug is into it. But, I readily admit I've never had the need or desire to try it myself. Not after being told it is somewhat similar to getting some cinnamon oil or pepper juice on the lips or nasal passages or in the eyes.

 

[LAHomedog]

It depends who you ask.

MMF for example indicates there’s three people having sex, male 1, male 2 and a female. Male 1. Male 2. Female all have sex with each other. In other circles it would indicate that only Male 1 has interactions with Male 2 and the Female also has interactions only with Male 2.

Similar scenario for MFM. Just mix the positioning.

It pays to lay out the expectations before hand so you’re all aware of what’s going on and where it might go.

So, have you strapped it on?

 

[Mtnmike]

Okay, so while we’re talking painful does anyone have any horror stories or cock-up’s they want to share? Some dick mishaps in the bedroom, maybe a wee bend the wrong way, torn foreskin, ball twist, hockey puck to the sack? Maybe you had a vasectomy go bad.

Pony up with the cocktastrophies people!

Ahhh I better write em on paper first, my memory & all. There are quite a few, lol

 

[Cogan]

I know.

Tried it yourself?
I'm impressed if you did!

 

[Mtnmike]

Ohhh I am here for this.

I'll mention one that's happened multiple times, that really does hurt. Having a woman riding cowgirl & she falls backwards, omg I'll shoot straight up off the bed, screaming, Shit you broke it.
Last time something like this happened, I was with a couple & we were DP'ing her, I was on the bottom, in her ass & he was trying to get her in a better position for him to enter her without letting me know, that didn't go well at all. He grabs her arms & pulls her up & down towards him & holy shit, the worst pain I've ever felt. Hurt so bad that I actually tossed them both off me as I was screaming & falling into the floor. There have been others but you get the jeez of it, O and wrenching the balls, omg that's another horrifying experience.

 

[Rapha_79]

Okay, so while we’re talking painful does anyone have any horror stories or cock-up’s they want to share? Some dick mishaps in the bedroom, maybe a wee bend the wrong way, torn foreskin, ball twist, hockey puck to the sack? Maybe you had a vasectomy go bad.

Pony up with the cocktastrophies people!

I managed to snap the little bit of skin that attaches the foreskin to the tip of the penis. It didn’t hurt particularly but since my body was busy pumping quite a lot of blood to that part of my body at the time, it bled. A lot.

The thought did briefly cross my mind that my girlfriend was going to have to explain to my parents that I’d bled to death from a willy wound.

 

[Mtnmike]

These are the kind of real life threesome stories you never ever hear.

Thanks, I think?

 

[Rapha_79]

Death by dick rip. Shit. What a way to go! Did it heal up quickly as good as new? Did you require medical attention for it?

It stopped bleeding fairly quickly, thankfully. It’s never healed insomuch as the skin is still broken but it doesn’t seem to be a problem.

I didn’t have to go to A&E with a bandaged member, mercifully, and it still seems to be fully functional!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Yep! Have you done it? I mean been on the receiving end?

Nope, still a one way.