BiscuitHammer
The Hentenno
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While debating with some friends about which version of the Olympic anthem was our favourite (mine is Lillehammer 1992, btw), I receive a commission request from someone. And even for my readership, it's a little odd.
They want a story involving stone-age/prehistoric humans living and surviving alongside dinosaurs and other extinct creatures. The wacky part is that they are asking for sex with said extinct animals to be included.
Time out...
Okay, they're offering to pay me, which is all well and good, even if I'm no expert on dino sex. I mean, I imagine if you're a girl getting rogered by a T-Rex, you don't ask him to pull your hair with those tiny arms, you'll just hurt his feelings.
But they also want to see this published. I'm no doubt gonna turn this one down, despite the pay, but out of curiosity, do you folk out there in AHville think that a story involving sex with extinct creatures floats along the same line as mythical creatures? Or is it closer to our current world animals and therefore violates the zoophilia prohibition? (which I don't object to)
Yes, yes, I could message Laurel and ask, but she's a busy lady with better things to do than answer my questions about my weird-ass readers' fetishes and quirks. I'm just curious about what you all think, where this falls on which side of that line.
Just don't bore us by quoting the house rules, because this is pretty much an interpretation exercise. Any monkey can quote the rules or say 'refer to'. Don't be boring.
Is dino sex mythical or bestiality? I wanna message the person with the request back and give them some sensible answer.
Why do they always find me? XD
They want a story involving stone-age/prehistoric humans living and surviving alongside dinosaurs and other extinct creatures. The wacky part is that they are asking for sex with said extinct animals to be included.
Time out...
Okay, they're offering to pay me, which is all well and good, even if I'm no expert on dino sex. I mean, I imagine if you're a girl getting rogered by a T-Rex, you don't ask him to pull your hair with those tiny arms, you'll just hurt his feelings.
But they also want to see this published. I'm no doubt gonna turn this one down, despite the pay, but out of curiosity, do you folk out there in AHville think that a story involving sex with extinct creatures floats along the same line as mythical creatures? Or is it closer to our current world animals and therefore violates the zoophilia prohibition? (which I don't object to)
Yes, yes, I could message Laurel and ask, but she's a busy lady with better things to do than answer my questions about my weird-ass readers' fetishes and quirks. I'm just curious about what you all think, where this falls on which side of that line.
Just don't bore us by quoting the house rules, because this is pretty much an interpretation exercise. Any monkey can quote the rules or say 'refer to'. Don't be boring.
Is dino sex mythical or bestiality? I wanna message the person with the request back and give them some sensible answer.
Why do they always find me? XD
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