What is your favourite song by Jesus, as we approach Easter you should decide.

[hobbit.]

Mine is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QaOOX9tsxC4

Jesus was a fisherman and in this art work outlines his respect for the fish.

 

[rockcasbah]

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/swwAAOSwWkxdWgC-/s-l300.jpg

 

[oggbashan]

As far as I know, Jesus didn't write any...

Solomon, however...

 

[LukSkyFokker]

God is Dead - Marilyn Manson

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFw7K5-MV8I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YOn1ILgE4Qw

 

[Tryharder62]

Oh boy...

Well for what it is worth I love this song for Easter. (not written by Jesus) It is from the perspective of Peter who denied the he knew Jesus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4A5ep5KGng

 

[JakeFromStateFarm]

Jesus is just alright.

I need a doobie.

Brother.

 

[Tryharder62]

Jesus is just alright.

I need a doobie.

Brother.

I'm not going to ask what you're wearing on this website.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Jesus is just alright.

I need a doobie.

Brother.

This.^

 

[MartinHeidegger]

This.^

He said doobie, not whiskey, Kenneth.

 

[Hypoxia]

The bastard boy Yeshua bir Miryam, if he existed (no corroboration), was not alleged to have composed songs, either melodies or lyrics. The beatitudes *could* have been chanted with a drum accompaniment so that could be as close as you'll get. Did this Magic Jew maybe teleport a dobro back from the future so he could wail to the crowds? We may never know.

Easter, named for the fertility goddess Ishtar, sure could see a number of springtime let's-go-fuck-in-the-bushes chants and songs. Plant those eggs, baby.

Meanwhile, I've long thought to write of Yeshua's pan-sexual adventures while traveling through the Mediterranean and Mideastern world, sending very different letters back home to his mom Miryam, brother Hyman, and girlfriend Sara. A village in Japan claims he got that far -- holy sushi! That definitely needs a song.

 

[Brains_N_Boobs]

Jesus is just alright.

I need a doobie.

Brother.

I'm not going to ask what you're wearing on this website.

https://www.picgifs.com/reaction-gifs/reaction-gifs/miscellaneous/picgifs-miscellaneous-4173379.gif

 

[Champakian]

The Psalms predate Jesus.

Webber wrote all his songs...

 

[coati]

In the spirit of Easter's economic impact, I think I'd have to go with Jesus's version of Here Comes Peter Cottontail... oh wait, I'm thinking of Gene Autry.

Sorry.

 

[oggbashan]

https://youtu.be/2-A0pxTE_jI

From 4.28 onwards

https://youtu.be/m0JDYOA4Ofg

From 1.07 on

And in English:

https://youtu.be/a7iX5WhJadk

From 1.00

 

[BrokenBarbie]

I didn’t know the great scarecrow in the sky was a composer...

 

[Champakian]

Who do you think puts the song in your heart?

 

[rockcasbah]

God is Dead - Marilyn Manson

"As an artist, Marilyn Manson is saddened by the efforts of others to frame his creative efforts as something more than giving voice to the longings of a generation.

As a man, Marilyn Manson's relationship with God was always platonic; and suggestion of improper touching is categorically denied.

Thoughts and chants to the family of God at this difficult time."

 

[BrokenBarbie]

Who do you think puts the song in your heart?

Maxwell House?

 

[Champakian]

If Jesus saves,
well he better save himself...

 

[rockcasbah]

https://deerwaves.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/jesussaves.gif

 

[Hypoxia]

The pope's incensed

The clergy raves

But none-the-less

Jesus shaves!

Burma-Shave