Hello From My Englishness

Can a Welshie join? I live in England, so...

Hello. You are more than welcome to join in. Despite the thread title, that is explained in the first post of the thread, there are all varieties of Brits here, along with some Americans (like me) and a rare Swede.
 
Cherry. I do believe you have forgotten the last part.

1) Wash your hands. Hands.
2) Cover your face. Yes. Cover your face. Face.
3) Keep a family fridge’s distance apart. Make space. Space.
4) If you have symptoms. Get a test. Test.

Hands. Face. Space. Test.

This sounds funnier if you read it in a Johnson style voice. Then forget about the: trace your contacts, self isolate, and don’t forget that Dishy Rishi will personally give you some money if you have a positive test. (I know, it’s the treasury, NOT Dishy Rishi personally!)

Don't forget to check your dildo harding
 
Hello. You are more than welcome to join in. Despite the thread title, that is explained in the first post of the thread, there are all varieties of Brits here, along with some Americans (like me) and a rare Swede.

Thank you kindly
 
Happy Birthday, Angelica! We’ll have a socially distanced tea party with you. I’d like to say that for optimum enjoyment, we have two pots on the go as they might get cold as they go around.

The lazy Susan will be in operation. She doesn’t like being called lazy, so we’ve got to think of something else. In the meantime, someone will have to sit and spin around. Any volunteers for that one? No?

Biscuit choice. Naturally, this should be the Birthday Girl’s choice.

Music. I’m sure we can string something together. Ukuleles, combs in paper. (Did anyone book the stripper?)
 
Angelica's birthday 🎉
I love her so much
Thank you, my sweet and steadfast dragon.
I love you too.

Happy Birthday, Angelica! We’ll have a socially distanced tea party with you. I’d like to say that for optimum enjoyment, we have two pots on the go as they might get cold as they go around.

The lazy Susan will be in operation. She doesn’t like being called lazy, so we’ve got to think of something else. In the meantime, someone will have to sit and spin around. Any volunteers for that one? No?

Biscuit choice. Naturally, this should be the Birthday Girl’s choice.

Music. I’m sure we can string something together. Ukuleles, combs in paper. (Did anyone book the stripper?)
I don't think that I've ever had a tea party thrown in my honor. How kind of you, Mr. D. You are such a dear. I do like a jammy shortbread cookie.

Happy birthday Angelica, hope it’s a good one.
Thank you, Todge. It's a good one...and a big one. :eek:

Happy Birthday Angelica x
Thank you, sweet friend.

Happy Birthday Angelica! :rose::rose:
Thanks, londoner. :rose:

Ah, Happy birthday Angelica - love a birthday!
Thank you, Wand3rlust. :)
 
Better late then never

Happy birthday Angelica. Hope you're having a good day.
 
Been pretty quiet in here, hope everyone's doing ok.

Easy to lose track of the days when there hasn’t been much variation since February.
So all well here apart from the cold and fog that hasn’t lifted all day.
 
Whoops

Hope all OK! So I posted a voice note in here by mistake!

Hope everyone is good.
 
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