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sirhugs

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Not expecting to "get lucky", P has no handy supply of ED drugs, nd must explain his impotence to his new lover...

...what does he say?

how does she react?

how does the non-penetrative sex play out?

is there enough of a pay off to make this worthwhile as a Lit story?
 
I could definitely see a story there but not really sure about the guy's side with the lack of initiative. He certainly could be useful to someone interested in their own pleasure. Perhaps she is even the holder of the pills, but again not sure how the penis influences lust, when not operating optimally? Seems a lot of possibilities, naughty wife or neice steals pills and only gives them to him, without his knowledge (possibly) when she is feeling excited for it. The one night stand unexpected quickie and no pills. A frustrated flight attendant sitting next to you in an empty cabin reaches over, under a shared blanket and finds you soft after half an hour of flirting, what do you do? She unbuttoned blouse and several hours in the flight left give you a sense of one of you at least being able to get off.
 
The man tells the unexpected lover, "When I meet a woman, the first night is always all about her. I'll make you feel good until dawn. If you enjoy yourself enough for a second date, you can pleasure me then. But not before." And then he spends all night stroking and licking her to orgasm after orgasm. Of course she'll come back and make the next night all about him.
 
interesting thoughts but don't quite fit the prelude I have kicking round the old hard drive.

Mostly interested in thoughts as to how it ends...
 
Confession

He fails to bring his ED drugs because he doesn't want to make assumptions on how the night will go.

She, on the other hand, desperately, really, really needs to get laid. When things don't work at first and she suspects what is going on, she introduces him to his prostate.

The evening progresses much more successfully after that.
 
He fails to bring his ED drugs because he doesn't want to make assumptions on how the night will go.

She, on the other hand, desperately, really, really needs to get laid. When things don't work at first and she suspects what is going on, she introduces him to his prostate.

The evening progresses much more successfully after that.

Interesting, not what I have started writing, but worth someone trying...

still worried that I end up with a sad ending.

I wrote two sad stories back in 2006. One did mediocre but got great comments. The other tanked, even though I tried tongue in cheek to relieve the negativity, proving I don't do humour well. Have aimed for happy endings ever since, if I recall my own catalogue well.

Hilarity needs to ensue...
 
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