Should Adre consider a buttplug?

[Conager]

. . .to keep from shitting himself?

 

[Conager]

The "Should I get a buttplug" thread caused Adre, who alleges he is a fabulously wealthy, retired, former "creative director" and who has never graced the Board with any creativity or even started a thread to lose control of his bowels:

Such an important thread.

If he can get that Nadleresque problem under control, we can consider recommending a nice ball gag for the other end to fully contain his shit

 

[Saint_Ann]

I doubt he could get one passed his swollen, diseased prostrate. (Andy Sipowicz reference)

 

[Adre]

Mind your own prostate, Bert.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Mind your own prostate, Bert.

Mind your own ovaries, Jennifer.

 

[islandman]

. . .to keep from shitting himself?

You volunteering?

 

[schism666]

The "Should I get a buttplug" thread caused Adre, who alleges he is a fabulously wealthy, retired, former "creative director" and who has never graced the Board with any creativity or even started a thread to lose control of his bowels:

If he can get that Nadleresque problem under control, we can consider recommending a nice ball gag for the other end to fully contain his shit

when did he say that, q? oh, you're just lying again.

 

[Liar]

The "Should I get a buttplug" thread caused Adre, who alleges he is a fabulously wealthy, retired, former "creative director" and who has never graced the Board with any creativity or even started a thread to lose control of his bowels:



If he can get that Nadleresque problem under control, we can consider recommending a nice ball gag for the other end to fully contain his shit

You sound upset.

 

[Adre]

You sound upset.

Envy is not pretty.

(And another thread fail from Creepy Connie.)

 

[jaF0]

I think Prof Gavager should invest in mouthplugs.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Envy is not pretty.

(And another thread fail from Creepy Connie.)

Do you already own a buttplug?

 

[RobDownSouth]

Envy is not pretty.

(And another thread fail from Creepy Connie.)

LOL....remember when that word used to trigger the absolute fuck out of him?

He had absolute meltdowns when some folks here used that to describe him.

 

[schism666]

Do you already own a buttplug?

he bought it from fvgb on ebay.

LOL....remember when that word used to trigger the absolute fuck out of him?

He had absolute meltdowns when some folks here used that to describe him.

now, it's impossible to tell his meltdowns from his "regular" postings.

 

[Lazaran]

I think Prof Gavager should invest in mouthplugs.

When you're a link in a human centipede like Coronager, a butt plug IS a mouth plug.

 

[sircumvent]

. . .to keep from shitting himself?

Does Adre look like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HiF4NmJ1SA

 

[Pookie]

. . .to keep from shitting himself?

Why does he need a buttplug with you up his ass?

 

[RobDownSouth]

now, it's impossible to tell his meltdowns from his "regular" postings.

You can tell when his OCD kicks in majorly.

When he first did his "It was ME who had all these alts! Bwhahahahahaha!" five or so years ago, all the "Blurt Bitches" called him "creepy" and he popped an aneurysm. He started randomly interjecting himself into random threads, commenting "oh this seems creepy!" "oh what a creepy situation" "Wow you're a creep" over and over for two solid days.

Come to think of it, the little fella is doing something similar right now, interjecting himself into random threads and clucking "this is a political comment! It needs to be put on the Politics board" and such.

What a miserable existence he must lead.

 

[Adre]

Why does he need a buttplug with you up his ass?

Creepy Connie needs to get out of there, but he seems to like it.

 

[Saint_Ann]

Creepy Connie needs to get out of there, but he seems to like it.

Why are you being so evasive? Does "the sex" scare you? Do you own a butt plug?

 

[Lancedalot]

. . .to keep from shitting himself?

Doesn't the dinosaur already identify as a buttplug?