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Litiquette VII

My ability to provide high quality sex to my partner is:

  • I am without a doubt the highest quality sex partner there is. I will make you cum and I will cum, a

    Votes: 54 25.2%

  • I have more kinks than most, nothing inappropriate but you’ll be shocked at what I like

    Votes: 107 50.0%

  • I’m good. I get the job done, not much flair but there’ll be no need for masturbation after

    Votes: 46 21.5%

  • I mostly provide sex as a service. I’ve never really enjoyed it so I won’t seek it out, but when ask

    Votes: 1 0.5%

  • I’m as vanilla as it gets. I hope you have a great imagination, you’ll likely need it to keep things

    Votes: 6 2.8%
  • Total voters
    214
Trekka said:
Pmann clearly wants us all of womankind in Brazilian jeans with our thongs hangin‘ out like a buncha hussies.
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Oh dear. I very much dislike that "fashion". Even if you have a great body and you rock the low waist. It's not sexy. It's slutty. At lease in my opinion.

Nothing against slutty look. I have some too. But it has its time and place. ;)
 
I posted a pic above for appropriate attire. That can be everyone’s measure of what you should wear on a normal day. Martha’s Vineyard brunch meets businesswoman. Is that too much to ask? :D
 
Lord Pmann said:
I posted a pic above for appropriate attire. That can be everyone’s measure of what you should wear on a normal day. Martha’s Vineyard brunch meets businesswoman. Is that too much to ask? :D
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What the flying fuck are you talking about 🤣🤣
 
Orchidea73 said:
Pmann the magnanimous! LOL
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I’m benevolent. I wouldn’t want you ladies to be uncomfortable. But we have to have standards. Otherwise, you would be prancing around in mom jeans like a bunch of animals.

Trekka said:
What the flying fuck are you talking about 🤣🤣
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I’m doing my best to describe to you classless goons the style of clothing that you all should wear. It’s not quite Connecticut Casual, as it’s dressier than that. I’m sorry you didn’t understand my explanation. Charm school for you.
 
Karabare said:
Lol!
In my line of work it would be super hard to get blood out of that polyester blend. Besides, the pussy bow is so 2016.
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Okay... what kind of bobo seersucker are you wearing that has polyester in it? It should be textured, 100% cotton. Good god.

Do you eat caviar with metal spoons too?
 
Lord Pmann said:
I’m benevolent. I wouldn’t want you ladies to be uncomfortable. But we have to have standards. Otherwise, you would be prancing around in mom jeans like a bunch of animals.



I’m doing my best to describe to you classless goons the style of clothing that you all should wear. It’s not quite Connecticut Casual, as it’s dressier than that. I’m sorry you didn’t understand my explanation. Charm school for you.
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Couldn't you find a more washed out colour? :rolleyes:
 
Pmann, go pair a fishing shirt with a Ralph Lauren ball cap and leave us real fashionistas to do our thing. ;)
 
Jellies!!!! 😆😆

Seriously tho. It’s the pleats that are problematic. Not the waist. I’m *this close* to posting ass pics of me in my mom pants. Give Pmann a little PBone.
 
Trekka said:
Jellies!!!! 😆😆

Seriously tho. It’s the pleats that are problematic. Not the waist. I’m *this close* to posting ass pics of me in my mom pants. Give Pmann a little PBone.
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You do have a nice mirror in the bedroom.
Waits for your pic. 😉
 
Trekka said:
Cmon Sassy!
Weigh in!
What’s your two cents?
:)
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I think all clothes can look good on the right person. What looks good on one person, doesn't look right on the other.
I cannot stand the look of high waisted jeans on most people. But someone tall and slender can make them look good. On me, they'd just look like they were trying to hold my tits up.
Low rise jeans. Someone like you Trekka. Nice ass. You could totally knock PMann out with your thong hanging out :p
Like Ruby said. On me. I'd be her twin in the busted can of biscuits.

I have hips. So they'd struggle to stay above the hip bones, but lose to the C-section belly. :eek:

Clothes are kinda the devil for me. I'm short. Very short. With Ridiculously short legs. So I can wear Capris as normal length jeans.

Anything that can be hemmed. Often has to be. Short skirts for most, are knee length for me. Long Skirts, drag on the ground (So have to be rolled up)

Petite means short.. but also usually means semi skinny, and I'm not. So it's hard to shop.

Sorry. clothes depress me.:(
 
Sorry to disappoint Sassy, but I can’t wear a low rise jean either. They fall right the fuck off! Truth be told, I’m a mid-rise girl myself.

I’ll let my thong hang outta my shorts. (*mid rise* btw - don’t tell Pmann!) But only when I’m at home, minus the kids, and accompanied by my appreciative audience of one horny Viking.

Who, anecdotally, slipped a few bills down there earlier today. Not a bad way to make a few extra bucks ;)
 
Trekka said:
Sorry to disappoint Sassy, but I can’t wear a low rise jean either. They fall right the fuck off! Truth be told, I’m a mid-rise girl myself.

I’ll let my thong hang outta my shorts. (*mid rise* btw - don’t tell Pmann!) But only when I’m at home, minus the kids, and accompanied by my appreciative audience of one horny Viking.

Who, anecdotally, slipped a few bills down there earlier today. Not a bad way to make a few extra bucks ;)
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LOL I mean. I don't blame him. ;)
 
Trekka said:
Sorry to disappoint Sassy, but I can’t wear a low rise jean either. They fall right the fuck off! Truth be told, I’m a mid-rise girl myself.

I’ll let my thong hang outta my shorts. (*mid rise* btw - don’t tell Pmann!) But only when I’m at home, minus the kids, and accompanied by my appreciative audience of one horny Viking.

Who, anecdotally, slipped a few bills down there earlier today. Not a bad way to make a few extra bucks ;)
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Wowza. How do you feel aboot some loonies and toonies?
 
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